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    [–] ulterno@programming.dev 3 points 3 hours ago

    Welp!
    No Linux for me I guess.

    Haha accurate, NixOS is missing.

    I'm using a Cafelat Robot.

    [–] Infomatics90@lemmy.ca 3 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

    lol I use that coffee machine and been using debian for years

    [–] ByteOnBikes@slrpnk.net 1 points 4 hours ago

    Same. This picture is surprisingly accurate.

    [–] MonkeMischief 3 points 6 hours ago

    OpenSUSE Tumbleweed user here...

    I'm gonna claim "the coldbrew" for us, because it's always refreshing, chill, and in constant rotation. It might take a little longer to brew, but that's so it doesn't destabilize your entire system. Ahh...so smooth. :)

    (I dunno if this analogy holds up but hey I'm taking a shot lol)

    [–] snf@lemmy.world 5 points 16 hours ago (1 children)
    [–] hamFoilHat@lemmy.world 1 points 16 hours ago

    Have some directions on how to use it sitting next to the press and it could be NixOS.

    [–] SeekPie@lemm.ee 10 points 22 hours ago (3 children)

    What about the machine that you fill with beans and water and coffee comes out? I have had this thing for 4 years now?

    Linux Mint maybe? Or Android?

    [–] Samsy@lemmy.ml 7 points 21 hours ago* (last edited 21 hours ago) (3 children)

    Expensive just for something like coffee: Mac

    [–] fuck_u_spez_in_particular@lemmy.world 1 points 3 hours ago* (last edited 3 hours ago)

    I'd say that is a Nescafé for Mac users

    [–] SeekPie@lemm.ee 5 points 20 hours ago* (last edited 20 hours ago) (1 children)

    I got it used for 50€ from a lady who had like 7 parrots just roaming around her 1-room apartment.

    [–] eccentric@lemm.ee 2 points 19 hours ago

    Oh, that's just Margot. Don't mind her.

    [–] doktormerlin@feddit.org 3 points 21 hours ago (1 children)

    My last bean to cup machine cost 180€, my new one costs 600€. Most espresso machines cost more than that, some people pay 180€ for just the grinder alone

    [–] Renacles@lemmy.world 3 points 20 hours ago

    180? Those are rookie numbers

    [–] marius@feddit.org 5 points 20 hours ago (1 children)
    [–] jol@discuss.tchncs.de 7 points 16 hours ago

    No, Ubuntu is coffee pods.

    [–] felsiq@lemmy.zip 17 points 1 day ago (1 children)

    Arch user and I don’t own a mug (it was bloat)

    [–] MonkeMischief 3 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

    "I just get it straight from upstream" (Munches beans to build the coffee internally from source)

    [–] muntedcrocodile@lemm.ee 2 points 18 hours ago (1 children)

    Where do us qubes users fit in?

    [–] eccentric@lemm.ee 6 points 17 hours ago

    Four different machines pouring into four different cups.

    [–] Agent641@lemmy.world 5 points 22 hours ago (2 children)

    I enjoy the memes, but I'm embarrassed to admit I actually don't know what the difference between linux distros are.

    [–] MonkeMischief 2 points 6 hours ago* (last edited 6 hours ago)

    but I'm embarrassed to admit I actually don't know what the difference between linux distros are.

    I think you're courageous to admit it in spite of feeling embarrassed, and I admire that.

    If we all ask and share without ego, the world gets just a little bit better. :)

    [–] Samsy@lemmy.ml 5 points 21 hours ago* (last edited 21 hours ago)

    The software philosophy of the maintainers and their choice of packages and design.

    A simple but important difference: the package-manager: apt, dnf or pacman (there is more but let's bring it down to these three).

    Another one is security: apparmor or selinux

    The last one are preferred and preinstalled Desktop-Environments.

    And if you want to keep it simple, just be based on another distro and let them do the hard work.

    Everyone can start their own distro. Manage some packages together, choose for example: Based on Arch, pacman, selinux and hyprland-wm and name it hypearch. Et voila!

    [–] umbraroze@lemmy.world 3 points 20 hours ago (1 children)

    Debian user here. Checks out.

    Though I use Windows (and Debian WSL) as desktop daily. The fact that I mostly drink instant coffee is possibly related.

    [–] porl@lemmy.world 1 points 4 hours ago

    I think Windows === Instant Coffee is perfect here

    [–] EtherWhack@lemmy.world 8 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

    Where's the AeroPress fit in? CentOS maybe?

    [–] synestia@lemmy.ml 3 points 22 hours ago

    Alpine Linux

    [–] TimeSquirrel@kbin.melroy.org 32 points 1 day ago (3 children)

    Debian user here, something wrong with getting the maximum lifespan you can out of devices and keeping them out of landfills?

    Before I upgraded last year, I was still using an i7 from 2010 with 8GB RAM and a 1 TB mechanical spinning drive. I jumped to a 12 core socket AM5 Ryzen 9 with 64GB RAM and a 4TB SSD. When I upgrade, I do it all at once and make sure it can last and actually do use the machine for a decade or more. The one before the i7 (which is now a hand-me-down Minecraft box for my kid) was an Athlon XP from 2002 (still got that one in the basement, any retro collectors wanna clean it out for me? Case comes with big Quake and Nine Inch Nails logo stickers on the front applied by yours truly in my edgier days lol). In the span of 30 years I will have owned exactly three daily driver PCs.

    I am totally this meme. My vehicles seem to follow the same pattern as well. Jumping from a tape deck to a touchscreen was fun.

    [–] 9488fcea02a9@sh.itjust.works 3 points 15 hours ago

    ... getting the maximum lifespan you can out of devices and keeping them out of landfills.

    debian sid checking in.

    The ultimate coffee device for max lifespan is vietnamese phin filter. $10, will never break.

    [–] Draghetta@lemmy.world 3 points 23 hours ago

    Based beyond belief

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    [–] mundane@feddit.nu 40 points 1 day ago (2 children)

    From a sample size of 1 (me) PopOS users prepare their coffee with an Aeropress.

    [–] ForgotAboutDre@lemmy.world 2 points 16 hours ago

    Pop OS is the same machine as the Ubuntu but with RGB.

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    [–] southsamurai@sh.itjust.works 36 points 1 day ago (4 children)

    If this holds up, then mint users are rocking a thirty year old one cup drip machine that only has one button, and only makes one regular mug at a time.

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    [–] koncertejo@lemmy.ml 27 points 1 day ago (5 children)
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    [–] Exec@pawb.social 3 points 23 hours ago

    3-in-1 instant coffee packets are installing a distro into WSL from the Microsoft Store

    [–] BoxOfFeet@lemmy.world 6 points 1 day ago (1 children)

    I like a Moka pot. Where do I fit?

    [–] tatterdemalion@programming.dev 4 points 21 hours ago (1 children)
    [–] stetech@lemmy.world 2 points 19 hours ago (2 children)

    I thought NixOS would be “grinds their own beans and brews them manually”

    [–] tatterdemalion@programming.dev 1 points 8 hours ago

    I do grind my beans haha.

    [–] hamFoilHat@lemmy.world 1 points 16 hours ago

    It would be, making coffee step 1: open cookbook to the coffee page.

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