In other news, Trump has nominated Dracula for head of America’s Blood Centers
this post was submitted on 17 Nov 2024
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Nah man, Dracula could do so much good there. He wouldn't have to kill anyone anymore he'd just get a fresh steady supply of blood for him and all his minions. Then he could use his vampire powers to encourage even more people to donate blood so we'd have excess supply for the medical community.
Putting a BUNCH of Billionaires and CEOs in Charge of Government Regulations is called DRAINING THE SWAMP! Because those people ALWAYS put the Working Class ABOVE Profits!
I can’t wait for these republicans to get exactly what they voted for.
They'll be happy. Like... they really clearly actually want this. Even when their faces get eaten, they're all enthusiastically for it.
The face eating will be blamed on the Democrat Leopards.
No doubt these policies will bring short term (1 - 5 years) benefits, cheaper oil and less regulation is likely to reduce costs to consumers.
But long term, that's when ~~the~~ more shit will hit the fan.
It won’t reduce anything. They don’t lower prices anymore, they raise profit. They know from Covid anyone with money can just do any thing they want because in a post democracy the court system will just kick the people to the curb.
Hey, at least by not voting for Kamala, we defeated genocide! Yay!
Interest, meet conflict.
I'm sure that's going to work out just fucking great for ending the god damned world.
Next big Netflix Boxing Match.... Chris Wright vs Elon Musk! Woot! (This one won't be rigged for the highest money intake either.)
I'm still sad we didn't get to see Zuckerberg wipe the floor with Musk. As much as I hate both of them, I would have gleefully watched Zuck do that anyway.