this post was submitted on 18 Nov 2024
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[–] agrantgreen@sh.itjust.works 3 points 55 minutes ago

The more you read the worse it gets

[–] AllNewTypeFace@leminal.space 22 points 5 hours ago (2 children)

Probably translated word for word by someone who didn’t speak both languages, like English As She Is Spoke or All Your Base Are Belong To Us. I wonder what the other language was, though.

[–] lunarul@lemmy.world 2 points 1 hour ago

More likely poorly written in the original language, then passed through Google Translate or other automated translator.

[–] Zagorath@aussie.zone 9 points 3 hours ago

Is there any language in which a definite article on its own is a perfectly valid sentence or phrase?

[–] SonicBlue03@sh.itjust.works 31 points 6 hours ago (1 children)
[–] Fester@lemm.ee 26 points 6 hours ago

Thank-you?

You.

Kind of short shifted into Yoda there.

[–] lugal@lemmy.dbzer0.com 11 points 5 hours ago

Is this a poem? Dadaist or something?

[–] Melatonin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

Is it bad I kinda understood that? Except the bellybutton part.

[–] TseseJuer@lemmy.world 8 points 4 hours ago (1 children)
[–] festnt@sh.itjust.works 5 points 4 hours ago

no but i do smell toast

[–] nothing@lemm.ee 4 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

Sounds like a speech by Charlie Kelly

[–] CosmicTurtle0@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

This is far too coherent to be Charlie.

[–] nothing@lemm.ee 1 points 2 hours ago

Oh well I'm sure he dictated it. It's not crayon drawings.

[–] gibmiser@lemmy.world 6 points 6 hours ago (1 children)
[–] lugal@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 5 hours ago

Your welcome

[–] Annoyed_Crabby@monyet.cc 4 points 5 hours ago

Please fully open half, thank you? You.

[–] Ghyste@sh.itjust.works 2 points 5 hours ago (1 children)
[–] penquin@lemm.ee 2 points 5 hours ago
[–] conc@lemmy.ml 2 points 5 hours ago

Just like ma used to say