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[–] BolexForSoup@kbin.social 220 points 2 years ago (23 children)

“You’re already” makes sense as a sentence and I don’t like it lol

[–] RandomStickman@kbin.social 192 points 2 years ago (4 children)
[–] BolexForSoup@kbin.social 45 points 2 years ago (5 children)

Y’all’s opinions are irrelevant here. We are enemies now.

[–] Daisyifyoudo@lemmy.world 8 points 2 years ago (6 children)

I don't understand what yinz guys is sayin

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[–] whodatdair@lemm.ee 26 points 2 years ago
[–] jaykay@lemmy.zip 21 points 2 years ago

I hate you so much rn

[–] Psaldorn@lemmy.world 13 points 2 years ago

I threw up in my dictionary

[–] jettrscga@lemmy.world 59 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (3 children)

The reason it feels wrong is that "are" is the main verb in the sentence and shouldn't be contracted. You are only supposed to contract auxiliary verbs like "you're eating already" where eating is the main verb and are is auxiliary.

~~Edit: (I used a bad example because "eating" is a noun, as pointed out below.)~~

Un-edit: The example's correct, "eating" is a verb in this context.

Also, I'm thoroughly confused about who's saying "you're already" in this comic.

[–] door_in_the_face@feddit.nl 11 points 2 years ago (8 children)

But "You're already fluffy" works without another main verb?

[–] DaGeek247@kbin.social 14 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Yes. It doesn't work as "you're already" and really, it doesn't work all thay well as "you are already" either. This is almost yoda levels of rearrangement.

It makes the most sense as "you already are".

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[–] hakase@lemm.ee 4 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)

Yup, this is likely a phonological restriction in addition to a syntactic one, though it's worth noting that the copula (the "be" verb) shows a lot of idiosyncratic behavior in different contexts in different dialects of English.

It seems that this pattern may have something to do with stress assignment within a predicate, but I'm not sure what the conditioning environment is at first glance. Any English phonologists here who can shed some more light on this?

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[–] Sanctus@lemmy.world 7 points 2 years ago

Its obviously the cat's ass, which explains its facial expression.

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[–] slazer2au@lemmy.world 25 points 2 years ago

Also, is the cat saying it? The speak marker points to the cat on the third frame not the dude on the third or fourth.

[–] altima_neo@lemmy.zip 5 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

She's already what though?

Omae wa mo

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[–] jarfil@lemmy.world 70 points 2 years ago (1 children)

"If you want the cat experience, get the fluffy ear hair band, soft paw mittens and pluggable tail..."

[–] uis@lemmy.world 32 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Every time someone mentions genetic engieneering first response they get from people of my age is "When catgirls?"

[–] Alexstarfire@lemmy.world 10 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Wtf is up with all the cat girl stuff? When did it become so popular?

[–] Cheez@lemmy.world 36 points 2 years ago (2 children)
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[–] agnomeunknown@lemmy.world 8 points 2 years ago

Anime was a mistake

[–] TAG@lemmy.world 64 points 2 years ago

My wife always gets mad when I point out that the dog sits around all day, demands the food off of her plate, and constantly interrupts her when he is bored or wants attention, but she spends hours doting over him and praising him. I, on the other hand, work all day to sustain our lifestyle, spend a lot of my "leisure" time doing chores around the house, and am mindful to be polite, but I barely get a hug and "I love you".

For anyone who is in doubt, I mean it in jest. I don't need constant reassurance and reward to keep being a responsible adult. Also, though she will not admit it, she knows the dog is much cuter than me.

[–] WintLizard@sopuli.xyz 38 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] OurTragicUniverse@kbin.social 12 points 2 years ago

She's Bajoran

[–] guyrocket@kbin.social 31 points 2 years ago (3 children)

TIL "chu" is the sound of a kiss.

[–] dandroid@dandroid.app 28 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I think that's the noise they make in Japanese.

[–] Sharkwellington@lemmy.one 21 points 2 years ago (5 children)

"Chu" is like "mwah".

Another fun one, instead of "ribbit" they say "kero".

[–] ripcord@kbin.social 6 points 2 years ago

And sometimes lasers

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That answer would 100% make me single one way or another.

[–] BoxerDevil@lemmy.world 14 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Does he have a death wish?

[–] funkless_eck@sh.itjust.works 11 points 2 years ago

that voice seems to be coming from the cats anus

[–] UnculturedSwine@lemmy.world 13 points 2 years ago

I totally kiss my SO like that.

[–] redcalcium@lemmy.institute 13 points 2 years ago (4 children)

You can't put your face down on a pussy like that without blood splattering everywhere.

[–] douglasg14b@lemmy.world 23 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Plenty of cats will let you snuggle and love like this (not all ofc) Cats are more of a companionship, they will only let people they trust love on them.

[–] wahming@monyet.cc 8 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Now I'm wondering if you got downvoted so badly because people are reading something else into your comment

[–] angrystego@lemmy.world 14 points 2 years ago

Yeah, I think people thought he was talking about a cat and had a different experience.

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[–] eleefece@lemmy.world 7 points 2 years ago

Having a death wish aren't we?

[–] balderdash9@lemmy.zip 5 points 2 years ago
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