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badposting

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badposting is a comm where you post badly


This is not a !the_dunk_tank@hexbear.net alternative. This is not a !memes@hexbear.net alternative. This is a place for you to post your bad posts.

Ever had a really shitty bit idea? Joke you want to take way past the point of where it was funny? Want to feel like a stand-up comedy guy who's been bombing a set for the past 30 minutes straight and at this point is just saying shit to see if people react to it? Really bad pun? A homemade cringe concoction? A cognitohazard that you have birthed into this world and have an urge to spread like chain mail?


Rules:

  1. Do not post good posts.
    • Unauthorized goodposting is to be punished in the manner of commenting the phrase "GOOD post" followed by an emoji that has not yet been used in the thread
    • Use an emoticon/kaomoji/rule-three-abiding ASCII art if the rations run out
  2. This is not a comm where you direct people to other people's bad posts. This is a comm where you post badly.
  3. This rule intentionally left blank.
  4. If you're struck for rule 3, skill issue, not allowed to complain about it.

Code of Conduct applies just as much here as it does everywhere else. Technically, CoC violations are bad posts. On the other hand: L + ratio + get ~~better~~ worse material bozo

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[–] keepcarrot@hexbear.net 14 points 7 months ago

I remember getting made fun of for wearing my pants too high as a kid. I had a tiny waist and wider hips (severely underweight) :'(

[–] ComradeMonotreme@hexbear.net 13 points 7 months ago

Non binary people don't owe you mycology.

[–] Infamousblt@hexbear.net 11 points 7 months ago
[–] micnd90@hexbear.net 9 points 7 months ago

This is the ideal proletarian worker. Princess Peach and Mushroom Kingdom might not like it, but monarchy has no place in the 21st century

[–] Sulvor@hexbear.net 8 points 7 months ago (1 children)

I gotta start doing some squats

[–] kristina@hexbear.net 9 points 7 months ago

brain squats to make your head look like that

[–] BashfulBob@hexbear.net 7 points 7 months ago

The one good Turk

[–] imogen_underscore@hexbear.net 3 points 7 months ago

toad is for sure non binary my go to in mario kart

[–] Pogchamp@hexbear.net 3 points 7 months ago

Thought this was gonna be Toad with human legs, still good my voice is annoying as toad's anyway