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[–] gofsckyourself@lemmy.world 1 points 10 minutes ago

Here's a cleaned up copy

Ah yes, those dangerous gangs of San Louis Obispo in California are really getting out of hand!

[–] CodexArcanum@lemmy.world 9 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

I'm far more afraid of the Nazis in Baton Rouge running this state than I am of Acadians hunting out in the swamps. Just don't go in the swamp! The Nazis are actively making life worse whether you seek them or not.

[–] Chanceschaos@lemm.ee 5 points 4 hours ago

As an Acadian I totally agree.

[–] qualeyj@lemmy.world 34 points 7 hours ago
[–] disguy_ovahea@lemmy.world 12 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

You forgot about the Illinois Nazis.

[–] slackassassin@sh.itjust.works 12 points 5 hours ago

I hate Illinois nazis.

[–] TriflingToad@sh.itjust.works 3 points 4 hours ago

all the retired people in Florida too

[–] peopleproblems@lemmy.world 6 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

Texas should just say "Guns".

North Dakota should probably be "no civilization, no resources, and no warmth."

[–] pixelscript@lemm.ee 7 points 4 hours ago (2 children)

Hey now, we have some resources. Like... uh... hotdish?

Why are you walking away, weren't you invading?

[–] fireweed@lemmy.world 1 points 1 hour ago

Y'all grow a mean sugarbeet

[–] AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world 1 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

Don't you guys have a fire cavern? That has to produce some warmth.

[–] pixelscript@lemm.ee 5 points 2 hours ago* (last edited 2 hours ago)

No, that would require a cave, which implies the existence of interesting geological features.

[–] TacoNot@mander.xyz 7 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

I want to see what exactly what our Long Range Mormons (LRMs) are capable of

[–] Milk_Sheikh@lemm.ee 5 points 5 hours ago
[–] MacNCheezus 6 points 8 hours ago (2 children)

The main reason you shouldn’t invade is that almost all of these people own guns.

[–] TseseJuer@lemmy.world 1 points 3 hours ago

yea your gun will stop a fucking direct energy weapon liquefying the ground in a mile radius

[–] jerkface@lemmy.ca 3 points 5 hours ago

guns

It's almost 2025. You might as well count on your halberds and moats to keep you safe.

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