When are people ever going to figure out that Tesla's "autopilot" is a freaking scam?
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And that’s basically it!
6 months from now it will be illegal to report crashes involving these cars.
Anyone driving any kind of Tesla is a traitor to humanity. If people start spitting on you in public you know why.
How about hiring people to drive the taxis.... Instead of hiring people to remotely drive the taxi... What exactly would be the difference??? Except actually having the driver in the vehicle is proven to work....
You can hire someone in another country to drive remotely, so can find cheaper labor. They could also theoretically have them multitask driving multiple vehicles at once.
Driving multiple vehicles at once??? Would you take a taxi driven by a person in another country who was not paying attention full attention to the one you are in???
Indian tech supports strike again
It is long past time we got over our child-like worship of billionaires.
That's like a normal taxi with extra steps!
scammers pull the same shit over the world since the mechanical turk. at this point the joke's on us.
This is gonna kill people from the input lag alone.
ahahahahahaha!!
That's freaking hilarious. Muskie is an idjit.
Tesla would not be the first robotaxi company to use this method. In fact, it’s an industry standard. It was previously reported that Cruise, the robotaxi company owned by General Motors, was employing remote human assistants to troubleshoot when its vehicles ran into trouble (the vehicles appear to have run into trouble every four to five miles). Google’s Waymo is also thought to employ the same practice, as does Zoox, the robotaxi firm owned by Amazon.
Ah, the old mechanical Turk trick. This time with chance of man slaughter.
Manslaughter is just an unavoidable risk in the name of short term profit, but we can counter it with thoughts and prayers /s
I thought the machine and Robot are gonna do everything lol
That's expensive bro. Just get a poor person to do it for next to nothing.
Oh ......I'm not bro I'm a female 😊
Hey, don't limit yourself! Females can be bros. I have a couple myself.
The self-driving taxis and humanoid robots companies like Tesla are developing are just a thinly disguised way of getting around immigration law. We're a very long way away from having autonomous humanoid robots that can clean your house for you. But one remotely piloted by someone in Bangladesh wearing a haptic suit? If the tech was cheap enough, that sort of thing would be profitable.
It's effectively an extremely perverse and exploitive form of immigration. When we bring immigrants in, they typically take low-level jobs. But they also get opportunities to advance themselves further. Moreover, in the US at least, any children immigrants have on US soil automatically become US citizens. So yes, immigrants come in on the bottom of the social ladder, but they have an opportunity to climb.
Here though? This is a way of getting all the labor we want from immigrants but without offering them the usual deal in return. And even worse, they won't even be owed minimum wage.
Not only that, there is now a middleman involved so the citizens still get screwed instead of being able to access cheap labour directly.
Ah yes, you know what's better than a taxi driver? A taxi driver who relies on a camera with a limited field of vision, experiences input and video lag, and receives none of the tactile sensations that allow drivers to gauge road conditions.
also one that has no personal stake in the safety of their driving
Yeah, but you're ignoring one thing. I don't have to sit awkwardly hoping the driver doesn't talk to me. The risk/reward here might be screwed but I live dangerously.
Plus I welcome the opportunity to sue/fuck-over elon.
Nah it'll be in the terms and conditions that he's not personally responsible for any damages/injuries.
Yes, that's one aspect but we're talking California here. Tar and feathering and legislation will soon follow.
People who don't drive themselves will be responsible for the UI of all this.
This really just comes down to people in a certain income brackets are uncomfortable being in close contact with a working class person.
That's why they don't like trains, that's why they don't like taxis.
So does he now want people working from home or not?
He's very inconsistent.
Oh, don't mistake. They'll still have to go into an office, they'll just be driving the cars remotely, most likely.
3 weeks later:
"Your honour, it was the ping!"
Objection! Speculation!
“Remotely control”, or “drive” if you will.
Only with worse vision, worse reflexes and probably worse pay
And without survival instinct or adrenaline to distract during decisions, great!
Crazy Taxi: The Movie!
"How was your day, honey ?"
"I killed thirty people in a pile-up on Hwy74 remotely. I'll be a little late."
We already knew this was coming.
And to quote the comic:
"Crowdsourced steering" doesn't sound quite as appealing as "self driving."
Hey more jobs for taxi drivers and safer to do from the comfort of your home. Just like a drone pilot!
Who would have thought that Taxi drivers one day would be able to work from home?
I'm in, with generations of GTA experience
Waymo is doing the same. Mostly self-driving but when they get stuck a human at a help center takes the sticks. There are a lot of edge cases in the real world so it makes sense to just have the car programmed to be very conservative and let a human deal with it.