Poor man about to lose his gallons. Let's pray that he can find them again
this post was submitted on 03 Dec 2024
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I hear they build right back up again.
Is this a thing people do? When I was in my 20's I did the opposite, jerking off before dates so that I'd last longer later on.
I jerked off before going to the club, so I'd make wiser decisions about girls.
that post nut pre club clarity
pregaming is a well known tactic.
Eww
I also save up on cheesy jokes for date night.
How sexy! A financially responsible man without worries he can afford splashing out some cash on frivolous endeavors.
Am I right?
There's nothing more sinister at play here, right?
I can no longer sit back and allow Communist infiltration, Communist indoctrination, Communist subversion, and the international Communist conspiracy to sap and impurify all of our precious bodily fluids.
We must stop the sexy communists!
Ok
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