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Breadtube if it didn't suck.

Post videos you genuinely enjoy and want to share, duh. Celebrate the diversity of interests shared by chapochatters by posting a deep dive into Venetian kelp farming, I dunno. Also media criticism, bite-sized versions of left-wing theory, all the stuff you expected. But I am curious about that kelp farming thing now that you mentioned it.

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There is a cytube that you can paste videos into and watch with whoever happens to be around. It's open submission unless there's something important to commandeer it with at the time.

A weekly watch party happens every Saturday (Sunday down under), with video nominations Saturday-Monday, voting Monday-Thursday. See the pin for whatever stage it's currently in.

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[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 21 points 1 month ago (2 children)

IOF sperm extraction team buying these in bulk.

[–] TankieTanuki@hexbear.net 13 points 1 month ago

They'll want that portable unit that's mentioned at the end.

[–] Aggravationstation@feddit.uk 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

The International Orienteering Federation?

[–] engels_share@hexbear.net 8 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

"Israeli" Occupation Force / "Israeli" Offense Force

[–] Aggravationstation@feddit.uk 4 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Ah, I thought mine was pretty unlikely.

[–] Weedian@hexbear.net 19 points 1 month ago (3 children)
[–] T34_69@hexbear.net 7 points 1 month ago

lookin like his nightmares

[–] huf@hexbear.net 2 points 1 month ago

HE TRIED TO WARN US

[–] came_apart_at_Kmart@hexbear.net 17 points 1 month ago (1 children)

ok, there's a lot of great jokes I could make, but honestly the thing I can't deal with here is that, as a user, I'm just gonna be standing at this thing, busting.

can't they make one where I lay down or at least am somewhat reclined?

[–] huf@hexbear.net 3 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

they dont want to. this is for serious medical stuff.

[–] duderium@hexbear.net 13 points 1 month ago

There should be a game show where dudes have to answer questions while getting jerked off by these things.

[–] ManFreakBeast@hexbear.net 9 points 1 month ago

I like to imagine an engineer at the medical equipment company made one of these for personal use and his secretary walked in on him and he was just like, "uhhhhhhhh, this is, for exacting sperm samples!"

The real innovation here is the cover story.

[–] Pili@hexbear.net 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

replicates a human vagina in terms of 'temperature, wetness, and amount of light'

Am I misunderstanding this? I've never seen a human vagina emit red light, what's going on?

[–] TankieTanuki@hexbear.net 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)

yeah idk

maybe it's a mistranslation of pressure

[–] Pili@hexbear.net 3 points 1 month ago

ah yeah, that would make more sense

[–] cerealkiller@hexbear.net 4 points 1 month ago

The Succ 3000