Hamas: I consent!
Fatah: I consent!
Pissrael: Isn't there somebody you forgot to ask?
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politically independent technocrats will run territory
Gotta use some scare language if it won't be nato-aligned
it's Guaido
Whatever came of those talks in China where a bunch of Palestinian factions were trying to form a single government or whatever?
now is this a real cooperation or another fucking oslo accords
Shit is grim as fuck
What the hell is going on over there? I keep getting comprador bullshit anxiety.
Seems like pisrael will get what it demands, but depends if they remove blockade situation
Sounds like they'll try turning Gaza into a PA-lite where settlers and IOF military dogs can roam free whenever they like
I suppose Hamas is being coopted or has fallen into disrepair
I mean pretty much all their command and control has collapsed, and nearly all government/civil infrastructure. Shitty deal for Hamas but that's why they offered it: it's a major concession to Israel, but the political bureau probably also thinks they can count on Gazans giving them most of the power in any post-war election
power
run
Strip
My mind instantly thought of a Gaza Strip-shaped power strip, with outlets placed where the cities are/were.
That'd make a good fundraiser for Palestine aid. I'd buy one.