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Very bold at a time like this This is the equivalent of RFK jr going on a top down cruise around dallas
Anthem CEO in like 24 hours:
🎵 I want to ride my bicycle I love it when I ride 🎵
You say "coke", I say "caine"
You say "John", I say "Wayne"
"Hot dog", I say, "Cool it, man"
I don't wanna be the President of America
You say "smile", I say "cheese"
"Cartier", I say, "Please"
"Income tax", I say "Jesus!"
I don't wanna be a candidate
For Vietnam or Watergate
'Cause all I want to do is
i'd say something glib like "this is the new 'preexisting conditions'" but they'll probably bring that back too.
Excellent timing lol pew pew
insurance ceos really want to do some life ruining shit to people