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badposting is a comm where you post badly


This is not a !the_dunk_tank@hexbear.net alternative. This is not a !memes@hexbear.net alternative. This is a place for you to post your bad posts.

Ever had a really shitty bit idea? Joke you want to take way past the point of where it was funny? Want to feel like a stand-up comedy guy who's been bombing a set for the past 30 minutes straight and at this point is just saying shit to see if people react to it? Really bad pun? A homemade cringe concoction? A cognitohazard that you have birthed into this world and have an urge to spread like chain mail?


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    • Unauthorized goodposting is to be punished in the manner of commenting the phrase "GOOD post" followed by an emoji that has not yet been used in the thread
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  2. This is not a comm where you direct people to other people's bad posts. This is a comm where you post badly.
  3. This rule intentionally left blank.
  4. If you're struck for rule 3, skill issue, not allowed to complain about it.

Code of Conduct applies just as much here as it does everywhere else. Technically, CoC violations are bad posts. On the other hand: L + ratio + get ~~better~~ worse material bozo

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[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 4 points 7 months ago (2 children)

But socialists have big dick energy. Possible paradox?

[–] Erika3sis@hexbear.net 7 points 7 months ago

Common mistake: socialists actually have small dick energy, big dick energy, medium dick energy, and indeed dickless energy, in the same proportions as non-socialists — it's just that these energies present in different ways in a socialist compared to a non-socialist. This means that to the untrained eye, all socialists have big dick energy, but in reality this is really just an equal redistribution of confidence to all forms of phallic energy.

Sent from Mdewakanton Dakota lands / Sept. 29 1837Treaty with the Sioux of September 29th, 1837

"We Will Talk of Nothing Else": Dakota Interpretations of the Treaty of 1837

[–] CliffordBigRedDog@hexbear.net 3 points 7 months ago

Hes probably a succdem so it figures

[–] TankieTanuki@hexbear.net 2 points 7 months ago

His chief rival is Senator Pig Beanis.