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The correct response is to join them
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These guys are either awesome or terrifying.
They terrorize the neighborhood, revving their big wheels at all hours of the night.
Snipe em all.
Betting they're awesome, but I guess there's a small chance meth is involved.
In moderation, just about any drug only makes this more awesome.
I think the cutoff to that rule is probably meth, heroin, and whatever that crocodile drug is.
Waah wahh. Poor baby can't hold his krokodil
LOL…don’t make me chug some Krokodil to show you all. Thinking that’s how the zombie apocalypse kicks off.
Krokodil
Everything in moderation is ideal especially moderation
Since today meth = fentanyl, that doesn't really hold true. It's just a quick ticket to schizophrenia.
Apparently the average meth addict today suffers from monthly overdoses... We've got guys who overdose pretty much every week who are passed out in front of our business. The local paramedics have these guys penciled on their weekly schedule.
Do we have a "just guys being dudes" community yet? It's one of my favorite topics. Men playing around having fun.
This one and "whywomenlivelonger" were both hilarious, and I'd love to see them here.
Y'all never seen the drift trikes? They're fun af
How does one join their biker gang? I wish to initiate.
Just like when you were a kid. Roll up on your big wheel and start talking to them. Fend off taunts from their leader until they accept you, or tackle him and put him in a headlock until he gives up. Afterwards you hug it out and become fast friends.
I'd take this over dirt bikes doing wheelies up and down the road for hours on end.
Hell yes. Especially when I find them on the interstate - always think about how potentially horrific and traumatizing it would be if they fell off coming out of the wheelie
We have a few dickheads with fourwheelers in my neighborhood. It's so fucking annoying. I'd love for them to get big wheels instead.
People pay for gyms so they can get this same healthy exercise, without the fun! Seems pretty safe too, just like for kids, because they're hard to tip over and not far to fall.
I bet these are quieter than dirt bikes. Even with the plastic drift wheels.
Never grow up.
You can't stop yourself from getting older, but you choose not to grow old.
You know there's one dad trailering a cooler full of insert favorite beer here. This actually sounds like a great time.
I'd rock up with a Green Machine, and command immediate respect.
Oh man, I wish the dudes in my neighborhood were as cool as these dudes in your neighborhood.
dutch road gangs
Wouldn’t your knees bump into the steering wheel / handlebars? Or do they mod them?
They make adult sized ones now!
Lol I realized that after I posted and read more of the comments.
They're actually really cool, way higher quality than the ones we had as kids.
New sons of anarchy spin-off looks good
this post was submitted on 14 Oct 2023
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