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[–] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 20 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)
[–] chemicalwonka@discuss.tchncs.de 21 points 2 weeks ago

But what he did is priceless

[–] Babs@hexbear.net 13 points 2 weeks ago

I'm seeing articles saying he might have used a Brugger & Thomet handgun, which would make that Five-seveN look cheap in comparison.

[–] hotcouchguy@hexbear.net 10 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I thought the rounds were 9mm?

[–] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 6 points 2 weeks ago

Me too, just noting that 5.7mm is even pricier than I remember it being last time I checked

[–] dat_math@hexbear.net 16 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)

The "free" designation on the strong moral compass belies a massive opportunity cost (in dollars, idk about inner peace) of behaving in accordance with that compass's navigation

[–] context@hexbear.net 10 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

exactly, a strong moral compass would've cost that ceo most of his wealth, but then i guess in many ways this whole incident can be regarded as a market correction

[–] dat_math@hexbear.net 6 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

his whole incident can be regarded as a market correction

do we have an emoji of a guy slapping a bar counter while laughing or did I hallucinate that?

[–] context@hexbear.net 8 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

i think you might be combining hasan-smash and michael-laugh in your memory, yeah

[–] chemicalwonka@discuss.tchncs.de 9 points 2 weeks ago

Unfortunately he committed this satisfactory act after Halloween

[–] buckykat@hexbear.net 8 points 2 weeks ago

But I was told that BELGIAN FIVE SEVEN IS WEAPON OF MAN WHO WEARS EXPENSIVE ITALIAN FASCIST SUIT OF HAND SEWING, DRIVE HUGE EXPENSIVE NAZI MERCEDES OF A.M.G. SHOP, SAIL ON MASSIVE YACHT TO GREEK ISLANDS.