this post was submitted on 16 Dec 2024
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badposting

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badposting is a comm where you post badly


This is not a !the_dunk_tank@hexbear.net alternative. This is not a !memes@hexbear.net alternative. This is a place for you to post your bad posts.

Ever had a really shitty bit idea? Joke you want to take way past the point of where it was funny? Want to feel like a stand-up comedy guy who's been bombing a set for the past 30 minutes straight and at this point is just saying shit to see if people react to it? Really bad pun? A homemade cringe concoction? A cognitohazard that you have birthed into this world and have an urge to spread like chain mail?


Rules:

  1. Do not post good posts.
    • Unauthorized goodposting is to be punished in the manner of commenting the phrase "GOOD post" followed by an emoji that has not yet been used in the thread
    • Use an emoticon/kaomoji/rule-three-abiding ASCII art if the rations run out
  2. This is not a comm where you direct people to other people's bad posts. This is a comm where you post badly.
  3. This rule intentionally left blank.
  4. If you're struck for rule 3, skill issue, not allowed to complain about it.

Code of Conduct applies just as much here as it does everywhere else. Technically, CoC violations are bad posts. On the other hand: L + ratio + get ~~better~~ worse material bozo

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[–] Cowbee@hexbear.net 11 points 3 days ago

Any morning. maduro-coffee

[–] Edie@hexbear.net 10 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (2 children)

MY ANALYSIS INDICATES THAT THIS CONTENT MORE CLOSELY RESEMBLES THAT OF /c/memes

(This is both a hexbear in-joke and genuine)

[–] iridaniotter@hexbear.net 6 points 2 days ago

wdym this is a genuine boomer/gen x post. Definitely suitable for this comm.

[–] Siobhan@hexbear.net 6 points 2 days ago

Thank you. Will do better

[–] propter_hog@hexbear.net 10 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Too much cream for me; I like my coffee like I like my metal: 𝕭𝖑𝖆𝖈𝖐

[–] Siobhan@hexbear.net 3 points 3 days ago

Meh. On Mondays I'll drink it good through a straw if I have to, although I prefer black with touch of sugar.

[–] BigLenin@hexbear.net 6 points 3 days ago

These days caffeine just makes me anxious.

[–] nohaybanda@hexbear.net 6 points 3 days ago
[–] tombruzzo@hexbear.net 2 points 2 days ago

I put redbull in my milk instead of coffee and now I can see colours