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badposting is a comm where you post badly


This is not a !the_dunk_tank@hexbear.net alternative. This is not a !memes@hexbear.net alternative. This is a place for you to post your bad posts.

Ever had a really shitty bit idea? Joke you want to take way past the point of where it was funny? Want to feel like a stand-up comedy guy who's been bombing a set for the past 30 minutes straight and at this point is just saying shit to see if people react to it? Really bad pun? A homemade cringe concoction? A cognitohazard that you have birthed into this world and have an urge to spread like chain mail?


Rules:

  1. Do not post good posts.
    • Unauthorized goodposting is to be punished in the manner of commenting the phrase "GOOD post" followed by an emoji that has not yet been used in the thread
    • Use an emoticon/kaomoji/rule-three-abiding ASCII art if the rations run out
  2. This is not a comm where you direct people to other people's bad posts. This is a comm where you post badly.
  3. This rule intentionally left blank.
  4. If you're struck for rule 3, skill issue, not allowed to complain about it.

Code of Conduct applies just as much here as it does everywhere else. Technically, CoC violations are bad posts. On the other hand: L + ratio + get ~~better~~ worse material bozo

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No wonder it all went to shit smh

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[–] Carcharodonna@hexbear.net 8 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

Damn that looks like someone straight up barfed into a bread roll

[–] KalleKatt@hexbear.net 5 points 1 week ago

It's tastes better than it looks, or at least it did when I last ate one which was a few years ago. Not fantastic, but it works.

[–] BelieveRevolt@hexbear.net 7 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Every time I see this stuff in the frozen food section I think ”smh, they're not pizzas”.

Needs a CW for animal products, though.

[–] Krem@hexbear.net 3 points 1 week ago

didn't they make those school canteen frozen pizzas that were 80% bread and the remaining 20% a sad mess of gluey cheese and ketchup and diced spam? the cheese glues the toppings together and the ketchup makes them slide off so in the end you have a ketchupy soggy bread rectangle and a cheesy spam glue wad

[–] KalleKatt@hexbear.net 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] Sulvor@hexbear.net 2 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (2 children)

NSFW isn’t adequate, please change the title to include CW: Meat

NSFW could include anything, and we use CWs the way we do so people can avoid specific things. In this case, we like to keep the site as vegan-friendly as possible, thanks!

[–] KalleKatt@hexbear.net 4 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Fixed it (for real this time! :)

[–] KalleKatt@hexbear.net 4 points 1 week ago

Also sorry for taking so long to change the title, I misread your post and assumed you could put a CW label on top.

My brain is tired rn.

[–] Sulvor@hexbear.net 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] KalleKatt@hexbear.net 3 points 1 week ago

No problem!

[–] Kaveros@hexbear.net 7 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] KalleKatt@hexbear.net 5 points 1 week ago

The entire East Block lives on in this pirog.