Kaveros

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I'm starting to think some of y'all might be communists. (hexbear.net)
 

I've only been here a few days but I'm already picking up on it. fry

Autism Speaks Canada to shut down on January 31 in c/neurodiverse@hexbear.net
[–] Kaveros@hexbear.net 6 points 14 hours ago

oh fuck yea

Some shits think there farts, some farts think theyre shit... in c/badposting@hexbear.net
[–] Kaveros@hexbear.net 3 points 14 hours ago

But if you fard, and there is no smell, did you even fart?

Imagine if you could feel your hair growing all over your body all the time in c/chapotraphouse@hexbear.net
Today on medium gear, wat happens when taste exhoost fume? in c/badposting@hexbear.net
[–] Kaveros@hexbear.net 5 points 1 day ago (1 children)

One gallon of gasoline is 31000 calories.

This post is for cis men ONLY in c/badposting@hexbear.net
[–] Kaveros@hexbear.net 4 points 1 day ago (1 children)

You're also going to need some polo shirts, cargo shorts, and New Balance sneakers. Make sure to slap your knees and say "yep" whenever you stand up from a sitting position.

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Why are women in pregnancy test ads always happy it's positive? (hexbear.net)
 

I mean why? Wouldn't it be much more realistic and relatable if the ad was like "oh thank fuck I'm not pregnant"

Introduction in c/hexbear@hexbear.net
[–] Kaveros@hexbear.net 5 points 1 day ago

Hello and welcome! skeleton-wave

This post is for cis men ONLY in c/badposting@hexbear.net
[–] Kaveros@hexbear.net 13 points 1 day ago

If you wipe, then you have touched a man's ass and are now gay.

is hexbear tolerant of alternative views in c/badposting@hexbear.net
[–] Kaveros@hexbear.net 7 points 2 days ago

I made this into a Discord server emoji. I'm sorry. I had to. soviet-heart

Japan’s largest bank apologizes over theft of millions of dollars from safe deposit boxes in c/news@hexbear.net
[–] Kaveros@hexbear.net 13 points 2 days ago

In the US, we're getting rid of the FDIC and replacing it with a 4 second YouTube video of Pete Davidson saying, "Oh shit bro, my bad."

Play Helldivers II with comrades - the thread in c/games@hexbear.net
[–] Kaveros@hexbear.net 2 points 2 days ago

I wouldn't say I'm good at this game but I do enjoy playing it and I'd love to play with some comrades. Steam friend code is 936967291.

Horny on main Ugh someone please stop me in c/main@hexbear.net
Democracy Is Not a Customer Loyalty Program in c/politics@hexbear.net
[–] Kaveros@hexbear.net 14 points 2 days ago

But the DNC swore I can save America just by sending them $10.

"Just $10 bro fr, we can end fascism with your $10 donation. Come on bro plz."

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