this post was submitted on 16 Oct 2023
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[–] whileloop@lemmy.world 37 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Aperture Science's legal representatives would like to know your location.

[–] xusontha@ls.buckodr.ink 15 points 11 months ago

Uhhh, I live in.... Yugoslavia

[–] MentalEdge@sopuli.xyz 31 points 11 months ago (1 children)

DON'T MAKE LEMONADE!

GET MAD!!!

MAKE LIFE TAKE THE LEMONS BACK!!

MAKE LIFE REGRET IT EVER GAVE YOU LEMONS!

[–] xusontha@ls.buckodr.ink 10 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

I'M GOING TO BURN YOUR HOUSE DOWN WITH THE LEMONS!

[–] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 17 points 11 months ago (1 children)
[–] xusontha@ls.buckodr.ink 6 points 11 months ago
[–] spudwart@spudwart.com 13 points 11 months ago (2 children)
[–] xusontha@ls.buckodr.ink 6 points 11 months ago

Stop being smarter than me

[–] atx_aquarian@lemmy.world 3 points 11 months ago

And "grenade" means "cherry", so it's basically a cherry lemonade!

[–] Canadian_Cabinet@lemmy.ca 13 points 11 months ago (1 children)

I don't want your damn lemons!

[–] xusontha@ls.buckodr.ink 4 points 11 months ago

TOO BAD THEYRE PROJECTILES

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[–] einfach_orangensaft@feddit.de 4 points 11 months ago (2 children)
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[–] xusontha@ls.buckodr.ink 2 points 11 months ago

Lol I found this while looking up lemon grenade

[–] RizzRustbolt@lemmy.world 4 points 11 months ago (1 children)
[–] xusontha@ls.buckodr.ink 2 points 11 months ago

My bad I'll fix that

[–] maquise@ttrpg.network 3 points 11 months ago (1 children)

An obscure reference: “The Arbiter would also like a lemon grenade.”

[–] havokdj@lemmy.world 1 points 11 months ago (1 children)
[–] maquise@ttrpg.network 1 points 11 months ago

Unforgotten Realms

[–] OurTragicUniverse@kbin.social 3 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Blowing up my life with lemons, brb

[–] xusontha@ls.buckodr.ink 1 points 11 months ago

Go out with a hint of lemony freshness

[–] inspired@kbin.social 2 points 11 months ago (1 children)
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[–] Pelicanen@sopuli.xyz 2 points 11 months ago (1 children)
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[–] ShitOnABrick@lemmy.world 1 points 11 months ago (1 children)

When life gives you lemongernade you make warcrimes 😍😍😍😍

[–] xusontha@ls.buckodr.ink 2 points 11 months ago

*fresh-smelling warcrimes

[–] Leate_Wonceslace@lemmy.dbzer0.com 0 points 11 months ago (1 children)
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