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[–] ladicius@lemmy.world 111 points 6 months ago (4 children)

Wanna suggest to use this in human wars. State leaders have to battle it out like this.

Immediate end to all wars, no doubt.

[–] BedSharkPal@lemmy.ca 42 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

You doubt the power of my kissies?!

[–] Phineaz@feddit.org 24 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Wars break out all over the world Trust us smooch , we are doing this smooch for our country!

[–] henfredemars@infosec.pub 6 points 6 months ago

CNN viewership skyrockets.

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 8 points 6 months ago (1 children)

I'm starting twice as many wars to see if I get to lock lips with Margaret Thatcher

[–] Comment105@lemm.ee 5 points 6 months ago (1 children)
[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 3 points 6 months ago

yeah i know she's a lousy kisser. i'm worse. I win this round.

[–] JovialMicrobial@lemm.ee 2 points 6 months ago

Either there'd be no more wars, or dentures would start to look very interesting.

[–] Cris_Color@lemmy.world 71 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Who wants to fight!? 😡

(👉👈)

[–] Dasus@lemmy.world 15 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) (1 children)

First one to loosen, loses?

I'll compete on the condition there's a drug test before hand.

[–] Cris_Color@lemmy.world 7 points 6 months ago (1 children)

😳

So like... Psych meds and hormones don't count right...?

[–] Dasus@lemmy.world 20 points 6 months ago

No no, that's a "drugtest". I want a drug test. I want to test some drugs before the cock-off.

[–] Zerush@lemmy.ml 52 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) (1 children)

They tried it in the past

but normally they only dare to deal with defenseless babies to show their superiority

[–] A_Union_of_Kobolds@lemmy.world 13 points 6 months ago (1 children)
[–] Zerush@lemmy.ml 3 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

I know, maybe also mencionable kisses from a Mafia boss.

[–] cmgvd3lw@discuss.tchncs.de 22 points 6 months ago (3 children)

Its not gay if its for fighting right?.. right?

[–] Slovene@feddit.nl 12 points 6 months ago

Right. Let's have a sword fight. 😉

[–] darvit@lemmy.darvit.nl 4 points 6 months ago

You mean like those amateur wrestlers wearing singlets?

[–] fossilesque@mander.xyz 3 points 6 months ago

Right, but in between each round you need to say "no homo."

[–] Thordros@hexbear.net 14 points 6 months ago

I'm ready to fight! LET'S GO! COME AT ME, BROS!

powercry-1

[–] Truffle@lemmy.ml 8 points 6 months ago

This is what comes to mind whenever someone uses that "Iron sharpens iron" line.

[–] Infamousblt@hexbear.net 4 points 6 months ago
[–] DarkCloud@lemmy.world 3 points 6 months ago

"We're just innocent men"

[–] madthumbs@lemmy.world 1 points 6 months ago (1 children)

They're a type of Gourami, and I believe they're all aggressive. -Hence why people use plants and shelters to give other fish hiding spots.

[–] stevedice@sh.itjust.works 1 points 6 months ago

No, that's a bruxish