this post was submitted on 24 Dec 2024
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[โ€“] Robert_Kennedy_Jr@hexbear.net 65 points 6 months ago
[โ€“] jack@hexbear.net 62 points 6 months ago (1 children)

China keeps accidentally achieving all their goals and objectives!

[โ€“] SuperZutsuki@hexbear.net 10 points 6 months ago (1 children)

How is that not more embarrassing than them being competently evil or whatever?

Blindly stumbling towards worldwide communism while everything keeps inexplicably working out like Mr Magoo walking through a construction site.

[โ€“] xiaohongshu@hexbear.net 55 points 6 months ago (2 children)

People having been saying it for at least 20 years lol

[โ€“] AntifaSuperWombat@hexbear.net 47 points 6 months ago

This author specifically for over 30. xi-lib-tears

[โ€“] Owl@hexbear.net 35 points 6 months ago

The last few years have been such a string of "China wins by doing nothing" that I'm starting to wonder if they have moles in the think tanks.

[โ€“] context@hexbear.net 45 points 6 months ago
[โ€“] miz@hexbear.net 42 points 6 months ago (1 children)

professor of government

Department of Capitalist Realism Department

[โ€“] PointAndClique@hexbear.net 11 points 6 months ago

Department of Realist Capitalism (DORC)

[โ€“] buh@hexbear.net 39 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Xi Got Lucky This Year

๐Ÿ˜ณ

[โ€“] comrade_pibb@hexbear.net 28 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Congrats on the sex, Mister president

[โ€“] Riffraffintheroom@hexbear.net 2 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)
[โ€“] SupFBI@hexbear.net 35 points 6 months ago

Please, Xi. I yearn for luck!

[โ€“] bennieandthez@lemmygrad.ml 29 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

Xi: "i make my own luck"

xi fisticuffs

[โ€“] Frank@hexbear.net 28 points 6 months ago

"78 year old celebrates 78th good year. What what about 79?"

[โ€“] The_Filthy_Commie@lemmygrad.ml 27 points 6 months ago

Xi pressing the right button at the game show.

xi-communism-button

[โ€“] Hestia@hexbear.net 25 points 6 months ago

"China wins by doing nothing"

Even Bloomberg agrees

[โ€“] infuziSporg@hexbear.net 23 points 6 months ago (1 children)

He had formative years in the 60s and 70s. I don't think he is used to fortunate outcomes.

His dad was pretty well off, but I think that probably got tempered by being sent to the countryside during the Cultural Revolution.

[โ€“] RiotDoll@hexbear.net 21 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

reading this as "I think the united states is gonna start trying to turn the screws even harder on the prc" and it will blow up in their face like it always does

[โ€“] BlueMagaChud@hexbear.net 14 points 6 months ago

amerikkka: "We're going to divest from and beat China."

Ok, where is the productive capacity to do this?

amerikkka : cat-confused

[โ€“] Owl@hexbear.net 11 points 6 months ago (1 children)
[โ€“] HexReplyBot@hexbear.net 1 points 6 months ago

I found a YouTube link in your comment. Here are links to the same video on alternative frontends that protect your privacy: