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[-] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 40 points 8 months ago

Me: "There should be a Boy Scouts for adults."

Me, 3 seconds later: "Oh yeah. Military..."

[-] SocialMediaRefugee@lemmy.world 1 points 8 months ago

I just want a NOLS type thing for adults instead of just teens.

[-] LazaroFilm@lemmy.world 10 points 8 months ago

Question: are potatoes a vegetable. If so, do I get that badge if I eat French fries?

[-] TimewornTraveler@lemm.ee 6 points 8 months ago

culinary terms are pretty arbitrary but when a dietician extolls eating vegetables they're not talking about starches like potatoes and corn

[-] LazaroFilm@lemmy.world 3 points 8 months ago

So you’re saying that potatoes aren’t really a vegetable, so it’s a bit of a starch to count them as such in your diet?

[-] xpinchx@lemmy.world 4 points 8 months ago

Yes. Approved by me.

[-] uncouthterran@reddthat.com 9 points 8 months ago

Would actually be down to have these on a denim jacket or something

[-] Thekingoflorda@lemmy.world 3 points 8 months ago

Be the change you want to see

[-] HairyOldCoot@lemmy.ca 6 points 8 months ago

We don't need no stinking badges!

(Just in case: not hate, just a possibly obscure reference)

[-] TryingToEscapeTarkov@lemmy.world 1 points 8 months ago

The Treasure of the Sierra Madre or Blazing Saddles?

[-] HairyOldCoot@lemmy.ca 1 points 8 months ago

Yep, Treasure of the Sierra Madre.

[-] SocialMediaRefugee@lemmy.world 5 points 8 months ago

This is what video game achievements are for. They give adults the feedback life usually doesn't give.

[-] owatnext@lemmy.world 5 points 8 months ago

These unlock the trophy hunter in me.

[-] wmcduff@kbin.social 5 points 8 months ago

If somebody actually wants merit badges, the Rebel Badge Club exists.

[-] danc4498@lemmy.world 4 points 8 months ago

I would enjoy shows a lot more if I could stop at just 1 episode.

[-] ellaella_ayayay@lemmy.world 4 points 8 months ago

I'd never get that Netflix badge.

[-] guyrocket@kbin.social 4 points 8 months ago

Well this is depressing AF. I think I need to pay my bills now and do other mind-numbingly boring and mundane tasks.

[-] Rooty@lemmy.world 3 points 8 months ago

I will get the bottom left and right badges one day, I swear.

[-] FlordaMan@lemmy.world 2 points 8 months ago

Very good meme! I likey very much.

[-] M137@lemm.ee -4 points 8 months ago

The "ate a vegetable" is more of a kids badge, though. Adults generally like vegetables more than kids and choose to eat them more often.

I feel like this was made by some 'murican whale that only eats fast food and drinks soda.

[-] daddyjones@lemmy.world 2 points 8 months ago

I'm an adult, I'm not American, I don't only eat fast food or only drink soda, but I do hate vegetables.

[-] slackassassin@sh.itjust.works 2 points 8 months ago

Same, am whale. Plankton ftw.

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