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Saw this while shopping at the mall today and almost lost my shit laughing. I want it, it's so fucking funny. Look at it.

It's Eggman and he's egg shaped.

It took all my willpower for my grown adult ass not to buy him.

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[–] lelkins@lemmygrad.ml 2 points 1 day ago

this is mustache phil

[–] barrbaric@hexbear.net 10 points 2 days ago (1 children)

And then he turned himself into an egg, funniest shit I've ever seen

  • Dirt Owl
[–] Dirt_Owl@hexbear.net 6 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

I am Hexbears Ruck and Momo (minus the problematic stuff)

[–] Redcuban1959@hexbear.net 5 points 2 days ago

I turned himself into an egg, Sonic. Funniest shit I've seen

[–] 9to5@hexbear.net 5 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

Im a eggpilled eggcell and this is my favourite post on hexegg (the joke is that im a egg)

[–] kleeon@hexbear.net 4 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (2 children)
[–] Dirt_Owl@hexbear.net 8 points 2 days ago

yea Zionazis ruin everything

[–] Dirt_Owl@hexbear.net 4 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

He's Dr. Ivo Robeanis