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[–] moog@lemm.ee 105 points 11 months ago (2 children)

I can't with a comic that starts with "that's a lot of cum harry potter" like can u don't

[–] cupcakezealot@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (1 children)

i dunno i remember drarry existing back in the day

[–] HappyFrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Drarry? I have a thought what that might mean, but I hope I'm wrong.

[–] warl0x@feddit.nl 3 points 11 months ago (1 children)

You're probably spot on... Draco + Harry = Drarry

[–] HappyFrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Hehe, I was not spot on... Dobby + Harry =/= Drarry :p i just thought because of the image...

[–] warl0x@feddit.nl 2 points 11 months ago

Oh... Oh no... Why is that in my head now? Noooooooooo!

[–] Socsa@sh.itjust.works 1 points 11 months ago

He tried to not but unfortunately it do

[–] Ilovethebomb@lemm.ee 67 points 11 months ago (8 children)

Is jizzing in a sock actually a thing people do?

[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 121 points 11 months ago (1 children)

It makes cleanup easier.

  • Jack off
  • Cum in sock
  • Put it back on the shelf
  • Leave the department store
[–] Omega_Haxors@lemmy.ml 2 points 11 months ago

Don't forget to lay one in the display toilets before you go.

[–] Nelots@lemm.ee 20 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (3 children)

I tried it once after seeing loads of memes like this. Admittedly, it felt pretty good. But then post-nut clarity kicked in and I realized I was left with a gross-ass sock and just ended up throwing it away. 0/10, would not recommend.

And even after doing it myself once, I've still never understood the "cum sock" that implies you do it multiple times in a single sock and keep said sock around... that's just fucking disgusting.

[–] volvoxvsmarla@lemm.ee 19 points 11 months ago (1 children)

At least you can theoretically wash the sock. Now, a coconut on the other hand...

[–] HappyFrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 11 months ago

I thought I was supposed to suck cock for the coconut, not fuck them?

[–] Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net 13 points 11 months ago (1 children)

I mean, you could have a jar, with rainbow dash in it. That would be objectively worse

[–] Che_Donkey@lemmy.ml 8 points 11 months ago

"objectively"

Oh that's where my socks go!

[–] Micromot@feddit.de 19 points 11 months ago

It sounds so absurd

[–] narwhalperson@lemmy.blahaj.zone 16 points 11 months ago

I think it must be played up for the weirdness/grossness effect. I can’t think of any scenario where it would make sense.

[–] dylanTheDeveloper@lemmy.world 11 points 11 months ago

Yeah what a waste of good protein

[–] somethingsnappy@lemmy.world 8 points 11 months ago

Look at all the money bags with their socks. Stealing napkins and toilet paper at restaurants is free.

[–] colorlessness@lemmy.world 7 points 11 months ago

When you’re 14 yeah

[–] Numenor@lemmy.world 1 points 11 months ago

If it's a pleasure thing, Is it something that's performed more by those without foreskin, perhaps because they don't have the natural sleeve effect provided by the missing skin?

[–] swab148@startrek.website 55 points 11 months ago (2 children)

He knew what they were, and still willingly wore them.

[–] synae@lemmy.sdf.org 38 points 11 months ago (1 children)

That's house elf culture for ya

[–] Holzkohlen@feddit.de 32 points 11 months ago (2 children)

They like to wear crusty cum socks almost as much as they like to be slaves.

[–] agentshags@sh.itjust.works 8 points 11 months ago

Stop kink shaming bro

[–] somethingsnappy@lemmy.world 2 points 11 months ago

I would wear a cum sock mitten if I was freed. Then you toss it off, get a good scrub in. Then you're freed from the weirdest of curses.

[–] AccountMaker@slrpnk.net 3 points 11 months ago

The first sentence was in awe and admiration, not disgust.

[–] Kedly@lemm.ee 24 points 11 months ago

This is wonderfully cursed

[–] rustydomino@lemmy.world 23 points 11 months ago

Ok that’s enough internet for today

[–] Franzia@lemmy.blahaj.zone 15 points 11 months ago

Before I read the whole thing I thought the "CRUNCH" was cum socks being eaten as a snack. I'm so glad it's just dobby being free.

[–] verdare@beehaw.org 13 points 11 months ago

Fuck, I hate this… Upvoted.

[–] VikingHippie@lemmy.wtf 13 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Gotta love ExtraFabulous 😄

[–] i_am_hiding@aussie.zone 5 points 11 months ago (1 children)

I miss that subreddit. With tags like "cum" and "no cum", what was not to like?

[–] VikingHippie@lemmy.wtf 1 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Subreddit? I'm talking about the comic this is from..

[–] i_am_hiding@aussie.zone 5 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Zach had his own subreddit that he posted them to. r/extrafabulouscomics.

[–] VikingHippie@lemmy.wtf 1 points 11 months ago

Ah ok, cool 😁

[–] cupcakezealot@lemmy.blahaj.zone 11 points 11 months ago

master has given dobby a sock dobby is free from gender

[–] MonkCanatella@sh.itjust.works 4 points 11 months ago

thanks i hate it