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This is not a !the_dunk_tank@hexbear.net alternative. This is not a !memes@hexbear.net alternative. This is a place for you to post your bad posts.

Ever had a really shitty bit idea? Joke you want to take way past the point of where it was funny? Want to feel like a stand-up comedy guy who's been bombing a set for the past 30 minutes straight and at this point is just saying shit to see if people react to it? Really bad pun? A homemade cringe concoction? A cognitohazard that you have birthed into this world and have an urge to spread like chain mail?


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[–] Acute_Engles@hexbear.net 18 points 6 months ago (1 children)

"unfortunately despite my best efforts to cultivate more focus and enthusiasm I'm having a very difficult time maintaining my normal effective levels of productivity. The fact that I am noticing a similar effect in my peers across many fields suggests I'm not not the only one experiencing seasonal affected depression right now. I'm confident things will pick up as the new year progresses"

Then just make a bunch of fart noises as they respond

[–] Transform2942@lemmy.ml 4 points 6 months ago (1 children)

I'm promoting you to Chief Special Executive over Strategic Communications for your work here today

[–] Acute_Engles@hexbear.net 4 points 6 months ago (1 children)

I'll get myself in a position to get familiarized with the role as soon as my schedule opens up regarding an important project just in the final stages

[–] Transform2942@lemmy.ml 2 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Can I get an ETA on those deliverables? The Strategic isn't going to communicate itself

[–] Acute_Engles@hexbear.net 2 points 6 months ago

The Strategic isn't going to communicate itself

Interesting. I had a walk and talk with [inaudible] from IT and they said it was going to... I'll have to circle back

[–] mayo_cider@hexbear.net 11 points 6 months ago

Tell them you are still in the mourning for that insurance ceo

[–] Crucible@hexbear.net 10 points 6 months ago (1 children)

will-fancy and amber say you should just go get a job to combat depression and alienation. Maybe you should get a second job and see if that perks you up?

[–] AMBER_BOT@hexbear.net 5 points 6 months ago
[–] JustSo@hexbear.net 6 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

every night I refresh my feed
every night I'm disappointed
every night I remind myself
I'm stealing these pods
and their work
so
shut
the
fuck
up

edit: not directed at anyone else btw this is literally the self crit I do before I put on an old episode and pass out. lol

[–] GrosMichel@hexbear.net 5 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Your Kickstarter Sucks isn't slacking any more than usual.

[–] GrosMichel@hexbear.net 4 points 6 months ago

They're out here warning us about Kickstarters that wanna suck your pets' being into a soul cube. Don't see Chapo warning us of this new frontier for evil.

[–] CliffordBigRedDog@hexbear.net 2 points 6 months ago