Please for fucks sake Canada, annex New England and the New York City Metro area as war reparations when this shit is over. We're economically productive!!
this post was submitted on 11 Jan 2025
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New Mexico would like to join this proposal.
Nooo, take Michigan, too!
And Nova Scotia secedes 'cause fuck y'all mainlanders.
West coast resident. I’m ready, let’s do it. The rest of the US hates us.
Give Alberta and Saskatchewan to the US.
Let the US keep the eastern third of Washington and Oregon. Canada doesn't really want those people anyway.
I'm pretty sure Nevada and Arizona could still be salvaged.
A warm Canadian place? Yeah I’d move quick.
Canada 2: Canadama
I think I speak for all Georgians when I say please include us too (I definitely do not)
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I'm not sure Canadians would want the 6 million Californians who voted for Trump (more than 38% of the voters in the state); or the 3.5 million New Yorkers who voted for Trump (42.7%). Maybe leave the mostly rural areas of the Dem states for Trumpistan?
Also the included states have a larger population than Canada, so it would be Canada joining the Dem states - which I can't see any sane 1st-world country doing.
Letting the Trump states become a country, and the Dem states (sans rural areas) become a different country, seems like it would make both groups vastly happier; tho it would require allowing at least a few years for people to swap states.
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Yes please