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Target Losing Market Share As More Americans Opt To Forgo All Earthly Possessions (theonion.com)
submitted 10 hours ago by RmDebArc_5@sh.itjust.works to c/theonion@midwest.social
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[–] Rhynoplaz@lemmy.world 10 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

Are we actually opting, or we just broke?

[–] WoodScientist@sh.itjust.works 7 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

Depends, are you an Indian prince that has been kept in isolation your entire life to hide the pain of the world from your eyes?

[–] Rhynoplaz@lemmy.world 5 points 9 hours ago

I mean there was that one time in college, but we've all done a little experimenting, right?

[–] AmidFuror@fedia.io 1 points 7 hours ago

Sounds like revenue loss but not market share loss. The whole market would be shrinking.