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[-] comrade19@lemmy.world 102 points 8 months ago
[-] Tofushopdriftin@lemmy.world 7 points 8 months ago

This is the one

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[-] Delphia@lemmy.world 65 points 8 months ago

"Whats money for if not to buy me things that will make me happy"

Bills, its for bills.

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[-] alquicksilver@lemmy.world 40 points 8 months ago

I recently heard my mid-70s mother use "YOLO." I was shook.

[-] Hasuris@sopuli.xyz 10 points 8 months ago

YOLO as an excuse to do stupid shit is such a weird thing to me. You also only die once.

[-] Muspell@lemmy.world 14 points 8 months ago

But I never died before so what could possibly go wrong?

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[-] Akareth@lemmy.world 37 points 8 months ago

Fuck it, we'll do it live!

[-] EvilEyedPanda@lemmy.world 8 points 8 months ago

As a musician this is both the best, and worst thing to hear!

[-] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 33 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

“I’m gonna regret this in the morning/immediately”

“Hey babe wanna see me do something stupid”

“I’m an engineer I know what I’m doing”

“It’ll be cheaper if I do it myself”

“How hard could it be”

“One more won’t hurt”

“Worst case scenario I die”

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[-] IWantToFuckSpez@kbin.social 31 points 8 months ago

After all why not, why shouldn’t I …

[-] RIP_Cheems@lemmy.world 25 points 8 months ago

My personal favorite is just simply "fuck it".

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[-] oleorun@lemmy.world 17 points 8 months ago

"Hold my beer" comes to mind.

[-] EvilEyedPanda@lemmy.world 16 points 8 months ago
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[-] Annoyed_Crabby@monyet.cc 16 points 8 months ago
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[-] SwiffyD@lemmy.world 15 points 8 months ago

Welp looks like a problem for tomorrow's me.

[-] DarylDutch@lemmy.world 14 points 8 months ago

It can't be that difficult.

[-] calculusqu33n@lemmy.ml 13 points 8 months ago

Here for a good time, not a long time

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[-] pineapplelover@lemm.ee 13 points 8 months ago

Leroy Jenkins!

[-] dutchkimble@lemy.lol 12 points 8 months ago

Follow up afterwards: it is what it is

[-] thisisnotgoingwell@programming.dev 12 points 8 months ago

Gotta risk it for the biscuit

No idea why or when I heard it but I like the risk/reward nature of it

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[-] Bluescluestoothpaste@sh.itjust.works 11 points 8 months ago

"Fuck it" is the objectively correct answer.

[-] Floey@lemm.ee 11 points 8 months ago

What's the worst that could happen?

completely rhetorical, doesn't actually consider what could go wrong

[-] runeko@programming.dev 11 points 8 months ago

"Witness me!"

[-] ouRKaoS 11 points 8 months ago

One more won't hurt

[-] LavaPlanet@lemmy.world 11 points 8 months ago

Gotta die of something!

[-] RHOPKINS13@kbin.social 10 points 8 months ago

Hold my beer

[-] iminahurry@discuss.tchncs.de 10 points 8 months ago

What's the point in making money if I can't buy shit I want!

[-] Omega_Jimes@lemmy.ca 10 points 8 months ago

Sounds like a problem for future-me!

[-] sigh@lemmy.world 9 points 8 months ago

It is what it is

[-] mr_satan@monyet.cc 9 points 8 months ago

That's a problem for future me

[-] randon31415@lemmy.world 9 points 8 months ago

"Make America Great Again" while at the voting both.

[-] polle@feddit.de 9 points 8 months ago

Just send it!

[-] hiramfromthechi@lemmy.world 9 points 8 months ago

Gotta risk it for the biscuit

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[-] asg101@lemmy.world 9 points 8 months ago

Nothing ventured, nothing gained.

[-] Walop@sopuli.xyz 9 points 8 months ago

I don't need alcohol to have fun

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[-] Arthur_Leywin@lemmy.world 9 points 8 months ago
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[-] Erika2rsis@lemmy.blahaj.zone 8 points 8 months ago

"Either this goes well or it stops being my problem"

[-] coffee_poops@sh.itjust.works 8 points 8 months ago

I talked to my ex...

[-] Patawagon@lemmy.world 8 points 8 months ago

Whats the worst that can happen.

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[-] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 8 points 8 months ago

"Here I go again..."

[-] Anticorp@lemmy.ml 8 points 8 months ago

"Gotta die sometime!"

also

"It is a good day to die"

The latter was originally inspired from Little Big Man, not Star Trek as you'd assume.

[-] cynar@lemmy.world 7 points 8 months ago

We do not do it because it is easy, but because we thought it would be easy!

[-] killeronthecorner@lemmy.world 7 points 8 months ago

"I'll regret it if I don't"

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[-] BurnedDonutHole@lemmy.ml 7 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

Hold my beer...

Also on a serious note coming from life is short quote, anything you thought it was a recent event check that again. I broke up with my fiance and it feels like I did it last year it has been 11 years. I lost my parents and it feels like it was yesterday it has been 9 years. I gave up and left everything behind and it has been 6 years. Don't get caught off guard when life slaps your in the face while you think you're some hot young person who has all the things in the world.

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[-] TheMightyDinkan@lemmy.world 7 points 8 months ago
[-] Colour_me_triggered@lemm.ee 7 points 8 months ago

After careful consideration, I believe this is the least damaging option.

[-] Secret300@sh.itjust.works 7 points 8 months ago

Only one way to find out.

No matter what the outcome is always say "calculated"

[-] spittingimage@lemmy.world 6 points 8 months ago

"I've earned this."

[-] Dr_NotSoKind@lemmy.world 6 points 8 months ago

"Yeah, but what are the odds..."

[-] gmtom@lemmy.world 6 points 8 months ago

Live fast, die young

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