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Every once in a while I fart and it smells like something just died. How do I make them smell like that all the time?

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[–] quarrk@hexbear.net 12 points 6 months ago (1 children)

The key is to eat a lot of fiber all at once. Like 5 packets of oatmeal in 10 minutes. It will overwhelm your gut flora such that a lot of the fiber sits and ferments for a longer period of time, releasing sulfur as it breaks down.

[–] wtypstanaccount04@hexbear.net 8 points 6 months ago

Ahh, that explains why my farts were so nasty after two granola bars

[–] KuroXppi@hexbear.net 8 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Eat your own poop, until it becomes hyper concentrated source: my dogs

[–] wtypstanaccount04@hexbear.net 9 points 6 months ago (1 children)
[–] Aquilae@hexbear.net 9 points 6 months ago

A canine actually xhs-doge

[–] AntifaSuperWombat@hexbear.net 6 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) (2 children)

Watch this video, put the stuff in a bong and take a couple of hits. If your face looks like this afterwards, you did everything right. kyne

[–] KuroXppi@hexbear.net 11 points 6 months ago (1 children)
[–] HexReplyBot@hexbear.net 1 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

I found a YouTube link in your comment. Here are links to the same video on alternative frontends that protect your privacy:

[–] Bobson_Dugnutt@hexbear.net 6 points 6 months ago

Eat lots of broccoli, cabbage, or any other brassica

Some will even smell like farts when you're cooking them

[–] Flaps@hexbear.net 5 points 6 months ago

Just shit 😤💯

[–] TheBroodian@hexbear.net 5 points 6 months ago

Eat food high in sulfur

[–] Infamousblt@hexbear.net 3 points 6 months ago

Eat lots of Asparagus. The fiber will enhance your farts and bonus your pee will smell like rotten eggs