Broke: stop touching pregnant women without their consent
Woke: touch their sperm-doner's balls instead
this post was submitted on 19 Jan 2025
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Did you shake them as a true gesture of manly respect?
Flick them to test they aren't fake
How do you know if they're fake? Do they sound hollow? Do they ding or ping or something?
It's not gay if a kid's on the way.
Fuck yeah homie rdx came in clutch after bacon reader died
Yeah show them some love, kiss the balls
Not too much love though, that's gay.
That's sexist AF. Just because I'm constantly giving my buddy's balls a little caress and sometimes a little kiss doesn't mean I'm gay. That's the same as saying that when women touch a pregnant woman's belly / uterus that they are gay - are you suggesting they are all gay??!
Not everyday you get to touch a baby bump. People just make excuse to get to touch it
Your mom knows how to give balls the attention they deserve.