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Another Trump shitcoin has hit the tower (melaniameme.com)
submitted 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) by FuckyWucky@hexbear.net to c/slop@hexbear.net
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[–] Yodan@lemm.ee 12 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Between trump coin losing exactly 32b in value and then minutes later Melania coin opens with 32b valuation, and just moments ago bitcoin jumped from 102 to 109k... You need REAL BIG MONEY to make that happen. This shit stinks of elon telling the other billionaire bozos how to meme coin and rug pull. It's one thing for a few million in hedgies to throw around, 32b is a whole other number. They are washing the trump coin money through other cryptos and then going to crash the market when they turn 32b of bitcoin/eth/others into dollars or euros or something.

Look out for when they call for removing crypto taxes... It's time to leave before they do. It will happen within 1-3 days after announcing it on a Friday evening.

[–] Taster_Of_Treats@hexbear.net 11 points 3 days ago

I think you're severely overestimating the time scale here. Trump coin and melania will both be rug pulled within the month.

[–] Taster_Of_Treats@hexbear.net 11 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (1 children)

Oh God, I just clicked through the site to Jupiter to Ape to the page where you buy $MELANIA and it's such a fucking nightmare! You get prompted to buy $300 of Solana with a fucking credit card and then you can spend 0.1 or 0.5 or 1 solana (what is that, an arcade token?) to get like 20 $MELANIA coins and then presumably either you sit there staring at the screen waiting for the price to start crashing to sell or you don't do that and become a bag holder in 24 to 48 hours when $BARRON inevitably launches.

And Trump is the guy that's responsible for installing the guys who are supposed to, you know, regulate securities but instead it's open season for scamming all the hogs. And good luck suing the goddamn president for rug pulling you.

This is hell. I'm in hell.

[–] Taster_Of_Treats@hexbear.net 10 points 3 days ago

Still better than genocide though. We'll see how long that lasts.

[–] nothingcorporate 6 points 3 days ago

Well.....🎵the grifts start coming and they don't start coming...

[–] SkingradGuard@hexbear.net 10 points 3 days ago

This stuff is really funny, peak Americanism

[–] barrbaric@hexbear.net 9 points 3 days ago

I mean it seems like an easy market. Crypto scammers are looking for the most gullible people to be their marks, and who is more gullible than Trump supporters?

[–] quarrk@hexbear.net 7 points 3 days ago

SMELANIA? kombucha-disgust