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[–] mkwt@lemmy.world 1 points 3 days ago

I do like me some salami on toast.

[–] dudeami0@lemmy.dudeami.win 82 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)
[–] zante@slrpnk.net 2 points 2 weeks ago

Thank you .

[–] csm10495@sh.itjust.works 1 points 2 weeks ago

It's been too many years since I've played on a tire swing.

[–] stupidcasey@lemmy.world 32 points 2 weeks ago

Why'd you implement so much that they didn't want to pay for? Should have died in the planning phase.

[–] raspberriesareyummy@lemmy.world 17 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

Honestly the release version looks way more appealing.

[–] leisesprecher@feddit.org 7 points 2 weeks ago

Yeah, it's a budget Wurstbrot, but perfectly serviceable.

[–] hakunawazo@lemmy.world 2 points 2 weeks ago

I think it's the wurst. SCNR

[–] 0ops@lemm.ee 2 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

That looks like real bread

[–] raspberriesareyummy@lemmy.world 2 points 2 weeks ago

yeah, not quite as good as German sour dough, but at least real good french bread :)

[–] RandomlyRight@sh.itjust.works 10 points 2 weeks ago

Über n Salamibrot geht halt nix

[–] ArcaneSlime@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

Just from the pic, I bet $10 that the second burger is the best one pictured. The first is the one where the patty is full of sawdust and covered in Vaseline for shine, the mayo is Elmer's and the cheese is plastic, so it looks good for the commercial.

[–] vane@lemmy.world 5 points 2 weeks ago

The picture is completly wrong. The release should be just a paper wrap or a box without a burger.

[–] dosuser123456@lemmy.sdf.org 2 points 2 weeks ago

this also applies to group projects at school (particularly first 2 steps)

[–] lzccr@programming.dev 1 points 1 week ago

"you get what you paid for" lol