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Billionaire Anti-Aging Zealot Shares Data on Son’s Erections (www.thedailybeast.com)

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[–] ThisIsMyLemmyLogin@lemmy.world 13 points 1 day ago (1 children)

What a fucking weirdo.

[–] labbbb2@thelemmy.club 1 points 1 day ago

Apparently he is a narcissist

[–] sit@lemmy.dbzer0.com 9 points 1 day ago (2 children)

He looks healthy enough to be a real snack for whoever gets to eat the rich

[–] Ceedoestrees@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago

Just not the dick. According to this article he gets weekly penis injections, but it doesn't say of what.

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[–] _cryptagion@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 1 day ago

Yeah, that's a perfectly normal thing to do.

[–] AshMan85@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago

Fucking weirdos

[–] honeynut@lemm.ee 20 points 2 days ago

It's completely normal father-son bonding. Find a different slant.

[–] jagged_circle@feddit.nl 23 points 2 days ago (3 children)

On a related note, I was just searching fdroid for a signal app. I didn't find one, but I did find an app that tracks your Morning Wood

[–] antiquity2038@reddthat.com 26 points 2 days ago (4 children)

Didn't think you were serious.

[–] MadBigote@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago

Lol and you're downloading it!

[–] jagged_circle@feddit.nl 10 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

encouraging collaboration and innovation

Yes, let's "collaborate" in regard to our morning wood.

"Hay bro, would you mind 'innovating' with my erection this morning? No homo"

[–] CrowAirbrush@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Dafuq kind of insight do i gain from it...

[–] antiquity2038@reddthat.com 5 points 1 day ago (2 children)

I guess it might help if you're concerned about ED, since experiencing less (or no) morning woods can be a sign of physical ED.

[–] Hadriscus@lemm.ee 3 points 1 day ago

Really ? I don't think I ever experienced this regularly ever. I have otherwise no issues getting it up

[–] CrowAirbrush@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Huh, ED caused by depression...never knew those were linked.

Interesting info, thank you.

[–] MutilationWave@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago (1 children)

And ED can be exacerbated by certain depression meds. There's nothing wrong with my dick. If my wife were to grab it, it would work just fine I just don't even think about sex every day and very rarely masturbate.

[–] CrowAirbrush@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago

I knew about meds messing with your sex drive, been through that myself.

[–] prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I'd be shocked if they weren't linked.

[–] CrowAirbrush@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago

I never really read up on it, even though i should.

The wife's chronically depressed and i'm not doing much better either.

[–] jagged_circle@feddit.nl 14 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (4 children)

Yep, thats the one

Edit: lol you're downloading it?

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[–] postmateDumbass@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Does it require a sensor? Do they wear a fleshlight to bed? Is it camera based?

So many questions.

Also, theDailyBeast reporting on morning wood is quality humor from the matrix.

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[–] teft@lemmy.world 156 points 3 days ago (5 children)

The dude gets weekly dick injections which he classifies as 9.5 out of 10 on a pain scale.

Weekly.

Dude is a fucking moron.

[–] prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

I truly hope that these people start getting massive organ failure and shit because of all of this experimental garbage they put into their bodies.

[–] kescusay@lemmy.world 80 points 3 days ago (10 children)

9.5 out of 10. In his dick.

Has anyone asked him why he wants to live forever if that's what it takes?

[–] DharkStare@lemmy.world 69 points 3 days ago (2 children)

"You get to live forever but in exchange you have to get incredibly painful injections in your dick on a daily basis."

Sounds like a cursed genie wish.

[–] franklin@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)

What's the quality of my life? Like 20s forever or do I still age?

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[–] SonicBlue03@sh.itjust.works 102 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (4 children)

These erections are rigged!

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[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 59 points 3 days ago (14 children)

I'm about to be 40. I smoke. I don't exercise. I eat like shit.

I get erections like I was still in puberty and am horny pretty much 24/7. When the fuck does this shit stop?

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