I just called that number as I have it on very good authority that one of my fellow South African immigrants overstayed his visa.
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Again, DO NOT CALL THIS NUMBER
or it WILL waste the very valuable and limited time of our ICE agents. Additionally, make sure that you do not sprinkle in any plausible information that ends up being a long and winding dead end, since those waste the most time. Make sure you spread this information everywhere to help other people make sure they do not get in the way of our BRAVE ICE AGENTS!
Do not go to this URL either and fuck with it in any way
In fact, that whole week of Boondocks was golden.
We are all trying to figure out who this guy might be
I also know of someone else who's in violation of US immigration law and every time he mentions how glad he is that Trump won I get more tempted to snitch.
It’s not a false report, it’s your “suspicion”.
It’s not perjury if you report based on feelings.
Oh for sure! I just said to make sure you don’t submit false reports! You have to only submit very real ones so it doesn’t waste their time, like I said
You're not "wasting time" you're a job creator. Definitely do not send these people to any sovcit compounds that would place these ahem workers, at unnecessary risk.
Googling most dangerous places in 
Ah fuck, fucking useless AI answers 
Infinite Fargo Season 5 on Federal Immigration Agents
Hell yeah.
do not report millions of random white people to ICE
My neighboring property (the woods) is harboring dozens of illegal trespassers on my property (possums and raccoons) who have left indiscriminate threats against me (eaten the garbage I didnt lock up)
isn't Gavin McInnes violating his visa by fomenting discontent? pretty sure Dinesh dsouza is, too.
Oh maybe! You better report that in a way that isn’t immediately announcing their names so that your tip helps ICE figure out what’s going on. That’s their job, after all, not yours.
I'm pretty sure *67 doesn't work when you're calling the feds
That would be ok if you’re submitting a report you think could be real!
report places you know only have white people working there, like stores where vintage clothes are sold at a high mark up, crystal shops, old navy and gap
*67 isn't going to get you very far if they decide to track down who is calling
Well sure but we could also do nothing and let them spend all of their time chasing actual reports. Just make sure you’re submitting reports you think are real and there legally isn’t any issue! But do not submit false reports and waste their time
Remember, it's winter so the Canadian border is extra cold this time of year
Great time to send them looking in remote locations for windmills illegally crossing the border
*67 is not likely to keep you very anonymous if they want to find out
Get a burner app. It costs like a dollar for a phone line, which you can immediately delete. Whatever money they spend investigating will be a hell of a lot more than a dollar.
Someone should really tell them there are a ton of Venezuelans living in Caracas, seems suspicious.
The Victims of Communism foundation, they've got literally millions of shady Germans in there
Is it possible to DDoS a phone number? Hmm