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Ever had a really shitty bit idea? Joke you want to take way past the point of where it was funny? Want to feel like a stand-up comedy guy who's been bombing a set for the past 30 minutes straight and at this point is just saying shit to see if people react to it? Really bad pun? A homemade cringe concoction? A cognitohazard that you have birthed into this world and have an urge to spread like chain mail?


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[–] WhyEssEff@hexbear.net 17 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

sovereign citizen, as the timer's ticking down, trying to argue with the moon about how it does not have the right to enact force upon their person per maritime admiralty law

[–] FourteenEyes@hexbear.net 10 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I'd personally not like to have all of my insecurities and regrets take physical form in the shape of people I knew only in passing on a world from which I have been banished through no fault of my own caught in a time loop limbo where I must become a hero to strangers who will never know I saved them and then fade even from memory while simultaneously damning the world of my birth solely through my absence, but maybe that's just me

[–] Carl@hexbear.net 9 points 2 days ago

But have you considered coming back a hundred years later as a skeleton man/wolf and teaching some kid who looks a lot like you sword techniques?

[–] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 10 points 2 days ago

I would just explode the moon with a Kamehameha

[–] KuroXppi@hexbear.net 5 points 2 days ago

Holy shit lol I just made a majoras post without seeing this first. Maybe the planets aligned or sth

[–] GalaxyBrain@hexbear.net 4 points 2 days ago

We live at the sunset of the greatest miracle and the beginning of the greatest tragedy. If I had a time machine I'd wipe out Homo Erectus