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Splash damage annoying af (lemmy.world)

submitted 6 months ago by PugJesus@lemmy.world to c/memes@lemmy.world

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[–] ArbitraryValue@sh.itjust.works 18 points 6 months ago (2 children)

Skin heals, but grease stains might never wash out.

[–] PugJesus@lemmy.world 25 points 6 months ago

Skin heals

*terms and conditions may apply

[–] nickwitha_k@lemmy.sdf.org 5 points 6 months ago (1 children)

I've still got some scars from my youth of making this mistake. Having little 2nd degree burns all over your chest is not a good time.

[–] HowAbt2morrow@futurology.today 2 points 6 months ago (1 children)

But how’s your shirt? Snug? Yes. Stained? Not with fried bacon juice!

[–] nickwitha_k@lemmy.sdf.org 1 points 6 months ago

Hah! True enough. I'd rather get grease on a shirt than blisters though.

[–] hOrni@lemmy.world 9 points 6 months ago (1 children)

If I had pecks like the guy in the picture I'd work in a smelting plant shirtless just to show off.

[–] feedum_sneedson@lemmy.world 1 points 6 months ago

He's just ultra, ultra lean.

[–] ummthatguy@lemmy.world 9 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Thanks for reminding me of this format. Gave me an idea for tenforward for the near future.

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 7 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

LPT: Put a few spoons of water in the pan before you start to mitigate this.

[–] Shortstack@reddthat.com 3 points 6 months ago

I like to live dangerously

Same principle of going in for the belly rub on my cat.

The risk is worth the reward

[–] LaunchesKayaks@lemmy.world 2 points 6 months ago

Got oil burns while frying fish. I was wearing a thin tank top at the time. 10/10 don't recommend. Splash damage suuuuuucks

[–] aeronmelon@lemmy.world 2 points 6 months ago

I can hear Jeremy Soule’s melodic music playing over this static image.

[–] Taewyth@jlai.lu 2 points 6 months ago

little treat for french speaking folks

[–] moosetwin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 6 months ago

or the raw bacon might fall on your peanits and you might have to make a post on 4chan

[–] hedhoncho@lemm.ee 2 points 6 months ago

That’s why always microwave it! -my soggy ass

[–] dufkm@lemmy.world 2 points 6 months ago

I'll let my kids make their own mistakes to learn from. Except for never frying bacon topless, that shit I'm teaching them early.