it would be supremely funny if elon musk died in the exact same way as mitch mconnell's sister-in-law
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I'm hoping for another mishap like that "submarine", but he's in one of his rockets.
Thought this was a requirement.
He's resigning because it's caused social shame among people that matter to him, not because this actually affects his job or anything.
If he had no shame like the rest of the ghouls he'd have stayed on. The most effective ghouls just ride this shit out and it doesn't harm them one bit.
They have no problem with his racism and sexism. It's his criticisms of Israel that got him canned.
The DOGE staffer, Marko Elez, earlier in the day had been approved by a federal judge to have access to the payment system at the U.S. Treasury, but the judge restricted his ability to share data from the system.
Wait. Isn't this DOGE dick the same one from this a̶r̶t̶i̶c̶l̶e̶?̶ -̶-̶> h̶t̶t̶p̶s̶:̶//h̶e̶x̶b̶e̶a̶r̶.n̶e̶t̶/p̶o̶s̶t̶/4̶4̶3̶2̶0̶0̶4̶ comment? --> https://hexbear.net/comment/5888447
Same guy that pushed changes to code in a live PROD environment? Who basically built a backdoor for Farmer into the US Tresaury???
Oh man, this is gonna get good.
EDIT: I had the wrong link. Comment, not an article.
FOLLOW UP: Here is another article about both the dick's resignation and code pushing: https://www.theregister.com/2025/02/07/doge_staffer_twitter/
Elez's resignation came the same day a federal judge issued a temporary order allowing Elez controversial read-only access to a vital, central US Treasury payment system. The court order limited this access to two DOGE aides, Elez and Cloud Software Group CEO Tom Krause.
This followed earlier reports that Elez at least had been given powerful administrator-level read-write access. This reportedly allowed him to modify code within the Payment Automation Manager and Secure Payment System at the Treasury's Bureau of the Fiscal Service, which handles a significant portion of federal disbursements.
You have committed a crime.
Concerning
Staffer at Musk's DOGE resigns after journalists find a 'startling' lack of racist social media posts
Only
salutes.
Lol why would they quit for answering interview questions correctly?
He resigned because he knew Musk was mad at him for not using enough slurs
If this becomes a trend DOGE might cease to exist by the end of the week.
That still works!?
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