Rachel's Sciatica.
I like it.
this post was submitted on 24 Oct 2023
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Maybe i should go with the fancy medical term? Anastasia's Nephrolithiasis. Could work for black metal too.
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Taking some liberties I have:
Mary's Dislocation
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Ethel Stab-Wound sounds better.
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I've never heard of that. Sounds like bone eczema. :(
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Well, I suppose it could be worse.
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Yeah it really rolls right off the tongue.
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