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[–] tacosanonymous@lemm.ee 45 points 11 months ago (4 children)

Am I cynical or do these always seem like weird ploys to get your personal information?

[–] LanternEverywhere@kbin.social 20 points 11 months ago (3 children)

That's exactly what they are! PEOPLE, STOP SHARING THE ANSWERS TO YOUR SECURITY QUESTIONS!!!

[–] kryptonianCodeMonkey@lemmy.world 9 points 11 months ago

Who's security question is their maternal grandmother's first name? Surely anyone that knows you personally has pretty open access to that information.

[–] systemglitch@lemmy.world 6 points 11 months ago

No security question ever asked my grandmother's name. Grandfather yes, but not grandmother.

[–] agent_flounder@lemmy.world 4 points 11 months ago

Sure no problem. My password is "secret"

Wait what?

[–] Steveanonymous@lemmy.world 15 points 11 months ago

The next one will have you use your childhood friends first name with your fathers first car make and model

[–] RandomStickman@kbin.social 10 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Your name after the robot uprising is your mother's maiden name and the 3 digits on the back of your credit card

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[–] Draegur@lemm.ee 28 points 11 months ago

STELLA CAN'T BREATHE

holy shit that kinda slaps

Stella Tracheitis doesn't ring quite as well though.

[–] son_named_bort@lemmy.world 18 points 11 months ago (1 children)

I Don't Remember Alzheimer's

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[–] theodewere@kbin.social 13 points 11 months ago

Emma Hemorrhoid

[–] NakariLexfortaine@lemm.ee 10 points 11 months ago (1 children)

"We're Mary's Dislocated Shoulder, and this is our new song, 'Unbalanced Sheep'!"

[–] Karjapuskuri@lemmy.world 4 points 11 months ago

Tbh, Mary's dislocated shoulder is absolutely the best one yet, and I would pay money to see them play.

[–] EvilEyedPanda@lemmy.world 10 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Donna Depression has quite a ring to it.

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[–] RedIce25@lemmy.world 8 points 11 months ago

SØ Suicidal

[–] TheGrandNagus@lemmy.world 8 points 11 months ago (1 children)
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[–] force@lemmy.world 8 points 11 months ago (1 children)
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[–] ivanafterall@kbin.social 8 points 11 months ago

Dolores' Epidural

[–] ImpossibilityBox@lemmy.world 7 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

Using my grandmother's initials I get "EMO Spinal Fracture"

A little on the nose there.

[–] Toneswirly@lemmy.world 7 points 11 months ago

Rose Sciatica

[–] aeternum@kbin.social 7 points 11 months ago (1 children)
[–] pruneaue@lemmy.blahaj.zone 12 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (1 children)
[–] Draegur@lemm.ee 5 points 11 months ago

fr tho Arlene Estrogen DOES sound like a compelling emo band name

[–] ChexMax@lemmy.world 7 points 11 months ago

Pregnant Mary. I could see it.

[–] kryptonianCodeMonkey@lemmy.world 7 points 11 months ago (1 children)
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Man collecting them account recovery responses

[–] TvanBuuren@feddit.nl 7 points 11 months ago

Hillegonda's pink eyes.

[–] muffedtrims@lemmy.world 5 points 11 months ago (1 children)
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[–] dipshit@lemmy.world 5 points 11 months ago

I’m more curious about grandma’s titty pills honestly.

[–] FrostbyteIX@lemmy.world 5 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Yeah, Pearl Suicidal Tendencies!

I could make a song outta that.

[–] Anticorp@lemmy.ml 6 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

That's just the mashup of two 90's bands. Their best song must be Jeremy's Alone.

[–] Lmaydev@programming.dev 4 points 11 months ago

Patsy anal fissure

[–] AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world 4 points 11 months ago (1 children)
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[–] CookieMonsterDebate@lemmy.world 4 points 11 months ago

Nana's Vasectomy

I love it!

Miner Palmar Laceration.

[–] AfricanExpansionist@lemmy.ml 4 points 11 months ago (2 children)
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[–] schnokobaer@feddit.de 4 points 11 months ago (1 children)
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[–] Murais@lemmy.one 4 points 11 months ago

Yvette Dead Tooth

That's actually really fucking metal. I love it.

[–] aidan@lemmy.world 4 points 11 months ago (6 children)
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[–] havokdj@lemmy.world 4 points 11 months ago

Vern gastrointestinal blockage

We are brutal slamming death metal

[–] 6mementomori@lemmy.world 3 points 11 months ago

Zoya Miopericarditis!

[–] Starkstruck@lemmy.world 3 points 11 months ago

Zammit Depression

[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 3 points 11 months ago

Betty Chest Infection

[–] BluesF@feddit.uk 3 points 11 months ago (1 children)
[–] Buck@lemmy.world 3 points 11 months ago

Mine's Corry Gout, can I be your cover band?

[–] BearJCC@lemmy.sdf.org 3 points 11 months ago

Penelope pollicus contusion

[–] klemptor@lemmy.ml 3 points 11 months ago

Louise Labral-Tear-and-Femoroacetabular-Impingement

It has a nice ring to it

[–] thelastknowngod@lemm.ee 3 points 11 months ago

Margaret bleeding in the bathroom floor

Not bad actually.

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