this post was submitted on 08 Feb 2025
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badposting

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badposting is a comm where you post badly


This is not a !the_dunk_tank@hexbear.net alternative. This is not a !memes@hexbear.net alternative. This is a place for you to post your bad posts.

Ever had a really shitty bit idea? Joke you want to take way past the point of where it was funny? Want to feel like a stand-up comedy guy who's been bombing a set for the past 30 minutes straight and at this point is just saying shit to see if people react to it? Really bad pun? A homemade cringe concoction? A cognitohazard that you have birthed into this world and have an urge to spread like chain mail?


Rules:

  1. Do not post good posts.
    • Unauthorized goodposting is to be punished in the manner of commenting the phrase "GOOD post" followed by an emoji that has not yet been used in the thread
    • Use an emoticon/kaomoji/rule-three-abiding ASCII art if the rations run out
  2. This is not a comm where you direct people to other people's bad posts. This is a comm where you post badly.
  3. This rule intentionally left blank.
  4. If you're struck for rule 3, skill issue, not allowed to complain about it.

Code of Conduct applies just as much here as it does everywhere else. Technically, CoC violations are bad posts. On the other hand: L + ratio + get ~~better~~ worse material bozo

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[–] KuroXppi@hexbear.net 20 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Sorry I'm not going if there will ne owls there. They are stimky dori bo thiefs

[–] Dirt_Owl@hexbear.net 18 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] KuroXppi@hexbear.net 16 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] Dirt_Owl@hexbear.net 16 points 1 month ago

AAAK AAAK AAAK bird-screm-2

[–] i_drink_bleach@hexbear.net 8 points 1 month ago

Can confirm. Infinite recursive doribo theft caused mass explosions.

[–] Ram_The_Manparts@hexbear.net 15 points 1 month ago
[–] sisatici@hexbear.net 11 points 1 month ago (2 children)

volcel-judge you thought you could run away from justice, but you forgot that big brother is always watching nineteeneightyfour

[–] CloutAtlas@hexbear.net 11 points 1 month ago (1 children)

watching

Also waiting and commiserating

[–] KuroXppi@hexbear.net 10 points 1 month ago

Say it ain't so

[–] cerealkiller@hexbear.net 11 points 1 month ago (1 children)

YOU'LL NEVER CATCH ME COPPERS! fake-peppino-run

[–] sisatici@hexbear.net 5 points 4 weeks ago

You can run but you can't hide

[–] Esoteir@hexbear.net 8 points 1 month ago (2 children)

okay but a hexbear cube 2: sauerbraten game night would go hard (sexual style)

[–] i_drink_bleach@hexbear.net 4 points 1 month ago

Go ooooooonnnnnn....

[–] lelkins@lemmygrad.ml 3 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

we got assaultcube reloaded tho

[–] Esoteir@hexbear.net 3 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

aiming down sights

slower movement with accuracy penalty while moving

bugs-no

[–] lelkins@lemmygrad.ml 3 points 4 weeks ago* (last edited 4 weeks ago) (1 children)

regular assaultcube then sorry

spoileri am so sorry please don't kill me please i feel like i have said something wrong i have retracted the upvote from my own comment so that your opinion gets seen more sorry sorry sorry

i am just having a bad month, feel free to dm me every single insult towards me i deserve it i deserve everything bad in this world i deserve what happened to me

if i could upvote your comment 50 times i would've already made my message vanish frkm existence because my own life doesn't matter

[–] Esoteir@hexbear.net 3 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

you're all good comrade I was just jesting in a mean way since I'm unfortunately irony poisoned, all cubes are good cubes

hope your month gets better fidel-salute

[–] lelkins@lemmygrad.ml 3 points 4 weeks ago

i am really bad at detecting irony, i need a metaphorical metal detector but that does not exist lmao

thanks for the kind words esoteir, all cubes are good cubes. even luanti!

[–] CloutAtlas@hexbear.net 7 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Sex Cauldron? I thought they shut that place down!

[–] eldavi@lemmy.ml 3 points 4 weeks ago

you're thinking of sex mart and, yes, they shut it down. lol

[–] DragonBallZinn@hexbear.net 3 points 4 weeks ago

CUM get the party started on the new official c/sex comm!