this post was submitted on 09 Feb 2025
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badposting is a comm where you post badly


This is not a !the_dunk_tank@hexbear.net alternative. This is not a !memes@hexbear.net alternative. This is a place for you to post your bad posts.

Ever had a really shitty bit idea? Joke you want to take way past the point of where it was funny? Want to feel like a stand-up comedy guy who's been bombing a set for the past 30 minutes straight and at this point is just saying shit to see if people react to it? Really bad pun? A homemade cringe concoction? A cognitohazard that you have birthed into this world and have an urge to spread like chain mail?


Rules:

  1. Do not post good posts.
    • Unauthorized goodposting is to be punished in the manner of commenting the phrase "GOOD post" followed by an emoji that has not yet been used in the thread
    • Use an emoticon/kaomoji/rule-three-abiding ASCII art if the rations run out
  2. This is not a comm where you direct people to other people's bad posts. This is a comm where you post badly.
  3. This rule intentionally left blank.
  4. If you're struck for rule 3, skill issue, not allowed to complain about it.

Code of Conduct applies just as much here as it does everywhere else. Technically, CoC violations are bad posts. On the other hand: L + ratio + get ~~better~~ worse material bozo

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I have really shapely muscles, my teeth are perfect, my nose looks like a roman statue. My butt looks like two loaves of bread that just left the oven. I'm easily a 9, but honestly I'm probably a ten.

I'm just tired of logging into badposting and seeing all these posters with average cheekbone structure and mid-tier chins.

I insist that the admins make a comm titled badposting for hot people. I will take my good looking self somewhere else if my demands are not met.

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[–] x87_floatingpoint@hexbear.net 10 points 4 days ago

Are you implying I don't look good?!??!?!?!?!?!?!

[–] Dirt_Owl@hexbear.net 9 points 4 days ago

Excuse me have you ever even seen an owl with a chin. What do you people expect from me

[–] TheWolfOfSouthEnd@hexbear.net 6 points 4 days ago

mid-tier chins

I’ve never felt so attacked.

[–] Infamousblt@hexbear.net 6 points 4 days ago

I look like a granola twink I dunno what more you want from me

[–] batsforpeace@hexbear.net 5 points 4 days ago

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