this post was submitted on 10 Feb 2025
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[–] RmDebArc_5@sh.itjust.works 32 points 5 months ago (1 children)

You can stop pretending, everyone knows who the true leaders are:

[–] Siegfried@lemmy.world 9 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Hey, i can clearly see that someone is controlling the dutch aswell

[–] RmDebArc_5@sh.itjust.works 6 points 5 months ago

They know too much. Quick, get rid of them

[–] Cano@lemm.ee 22 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Hey omnipotent being controlling my life. I will continue existing just to spite you, no matter what shit you'll throw at me

[–] spujb@lemmy.cafe 23 points 5 months ago

fool thats exactly what i told you to say

[–] Bishma@discuss.tchncs.de 7 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Don't forget the Futurama gut worms. I'm not sure it they go before or after The Media.

[–] hungryphrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 5 months ago

You see, OP has strings too, so obviously the worms are really in charge.

[–] Waluigi4Ever@lemmynsfw.com 6 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

This is the truth, open your eyes!!!

[–] hungryphrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone 6 points 5 months ago (1 children)

But you have strings too...

[–] Klear@lemmy.world 1 points 5 months ago

Somewhere high above Ultron is laughing.

[–] db2@lemmy.world 5 points 5 months ago

You joke, but Q nuts think that unironically.

[–] Sergio@slrpnk.net 5 points 5 months ago
[–] hOrni@lemmy.world 4 points 5 months ago

The pecking order goes: you, the dirt, the worms inside of the dirt, Popo's stool, Kami, then Popo. 

[–] burgersc12@mander.xyz 2 points 5 months ago

Are you the Hidden Hand?

[–] thezeesystem@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 5 months ago
[–] Crumbgrabber@lemm.ee 1 points 5 months ago
[–] Fandangalo@lemmy.world 1 points 5 months ago (1 children)

This is solipsism, which I’m finding more believable as time goes on.

[–] Klear@lemmy.world 1 points 5 months ago

It's surprising more people aren't solipsists. Wait...

[–] lugal@sopuli.xyz 0 points 5 months ago (1 children)

All these are dogwhistles for the Jews

[–] spujb@lemmy.cafe 5 points 5 months ago (1 children)

TIL “I” am a dogwhistle

[–] lugal@sopuli.xyz 0 points 5 months ago

No, it's Me as in WindowsMe