Are ya ready kids?!
100 years is a lot of dead skin, fluids, bed sores, etc. She'd be the host of all sorts of thriving ecosystems and have potato levels of muscle atrophy. The proximal stench would be rancid. Once finally awake, she would have all the values of a society a century ago. A 2023 Sleeping Beauty could well be an antisemitic opiate addict who protests the heliocentric model. So he's basically taking a gamble on trailer trash.
I would assume that the magic preserved her body, but honestly I don't see why the witch would protect her since Snow White would still be fairest in all the land.
She wasn't dead, she was in stasis, the same as the moment she ate the apple.
Legit I’d watch that over the heavily romanticized crap…
Actually sounds like a decent concept.
The heliocentric view of the world is older than you think.
Don't forget that the original version he raped her while she slept
Which original? Not the one published in 1812 by the Grimm brothers; in that one, he didn't even kiss her without her consent.
The story shows up in different cultures, in different forms, but in most of them Snow White is given as being dead (although unnaturally preserved) when the rescuer finds her, so I'm curious which version contains necrophilia.
Probably his headcanon.
Snow White be like: (It's a mummy)
It's the Beauty of Loulan btw
3800 BP in the Xinjiang region of China
Just needs a frog prince to kiss her to wake up and gain all the power of the 10 plagues of China...
