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[–] RmDebArc_5@sh.itjust.works 143 points 6 days ago (1 children)
[–] jballs@sh.itjust.works 46 points 6 days ago (1 children)
[–] Klear@lemmy.world 12 points 5 days ago (1 children)
[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 3 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Isn't it a little redundant? Are there lots of spotlessly clean asses infested with pinworms out there?

[–] michaelmrose@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago

Young kids often get them because little kids are filthy they then give them to parents. Even if your kid is clean they play with kids who aren't.

[–] FartsWithAnAccent@fedia.io 82 points 6 days ago (2 children)

She got a dirty ass. TP sucks at cleaning your butthole.

[–] don@lemm.ee 81 points 6 days ago (7 children)
[–] OutlierBlue@lemmy.ca 69 points 6 days ago (3 children)

That's what I thought too, until a bunch of angry parents chased me out of the park claiming their kids drink out of there.

Who lets their kids drink from a bidet?!

[–] don@lemm.ee 18 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Actually insane. Whenever my friends come over, they always ask why I have a “water fountain” – whatever that is – installed in my bathroom. I point to the faucet in the kitchen and ask ‘em what they think that is. They aren’t too bright, sometimes.

[–] ZoopZeZoop@lemmy.world 11 points 6 days ago

I don't let my kids drink from public fountains, either. You know that episode of Parks and Rec where the Pawneans drink from fountains by putting the whole fountain spout in their mouths? I've seen that happen. I've also seen kids wipes their snot-dripping noses and the touch the spout. I'm glad it's available, but it's a last resort.

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[–] FartsWithAnAccent@fedia.io 33 points 6 days ago (49 children)

Even wipes are better (just don't flush them, no such thing as flushable wipes, that is a lie they put on the box).

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[–] KSPAtlas@sopuli.xyz 4 points 5 days ago

Had one until it leaked and flooded the house while we were away

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[–] Siethron@lemmy.world 17 points 6 days ago (1 children)

You just need to get up in there a little bit.

[–] DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 13 points 6 days ago

When you see red, you're clean.

[–] lugal@lemmy.dbzer0.com 73 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Is this like based on a true story or something? Does the mentioned comic exist?

[–] Shieldtoad@sh.itjust.works 145 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago) (1 children)
[–] lugal@lemmy.dbzer0.com 97 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Funny but you might want to check for pinworms

[–] EvergreenGuru@lemmy.world 61 points 6 days ago (1 children)

It could also be hemorrhoids.

[–] lugal@lemmy.dbzer0.com 51 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Or they don't wipe their ass properly

[–] Cataphract@lemmy.ml 9 points 6 days ago

no no, they need to use flush-able wipes and FLUSH EVERY SINGLE ONE DOWN.

[–] RagnarokOnline@programming.dev 18 points 6 days ago (1 children)
[–] neidu3@sh.itjust.works 32 points 6 days ago

Obligatory: wash your ass and check for pinworms.

[–] JayDee@lemmy.sdf.org 9 points 6 days ago

"jup" can either be "yup" or "hup" depending on which language you're coming from. It's definitely a fun spelling of the work though

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