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In light of what other's have been memeing ... it made me think.

If you became captain of a ship, what would your warp slogan be?

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[–] ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 64 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (3 children)

I'm Indigenous Canadian and I speak my language Ojibway-Cree (a dialect in between Ojibway and Cree ... it's neither one or the other, can kind of understand one and the other but not really)

So my go to warp slogan would be ... Eh-koo Mash-cha!! ... basically a phrase that translates to just 'Ok then ... Let's go!'

BTW: ... that has got to be shittiest looking stereotypical Native person I've ever memed ... lol

[–] ummthatguy@lemmy.world 23 points 11 months ago (1 children)
[–] ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 23 points 11 months ago (1 children)

I can't believe I missed that ... I completely forgot about this scene and Mel Brooks dressed up as an Indian ... it's been years since I saw that movie ... now I can't stop laughing .. my warp core has been ejected ...

[–] ummthatguy@lemmy.world 13 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (1 children)

Oddly enough, your phrase sounds very Klingon. And, lacking the impulse control:

[–] ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 19 points 11 months ago (1 children)

I have a female cousin that would have passed for Klingon ... she used to scream Ojibway/Cree obscenities when she got mad at her children

AH TAGUY! TAGUY! TAHK-GUY! AH-GUY!! SHOO-AH-GUY! TAHK-GUY! AHHH-GUY!!

(in case you're wondering ... Taguy means genitals and more specifically 'penis' - a very insulting way to yell obscenities in my language ... the variations are basically just saying ... penis, penis, big penis, little penis, a very big penis, penis, little penis .... and yes, she used to yell this at 100 decibels at her kids)

[–] RootBeerGuy@discuss.tchncs.de 13 points 11 months ago (1 children)

And then you are going to add "we are far from the bones of my ancestors"?

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[–] theforkofdamocles@beehaw.org 10 points 11 months ago

I mean, it’s kind of what Mel Brooks was going for. :D

[–] armus@startrek.website 44 points 11 months ago (3 children)

“Don’t forget to smash that warp button”

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[–] Apeman42@lemmy.world 43 points 11 months ago (1 children)
[–] ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 24 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Both nacelles fly off the main ship and cartoonishly dangle off the craft with big giant springs

[–] xusontha@ls.buckodr.ink 16 points 11 months ago (2 children)

~~shhh dont tell stamets lol~~

[–] Pons_Aelius@kbin.social 39 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Elwood: It's 106 miles to Chicago, we've got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark and we're wearing sunglasses.

Jake: Hit it.

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[–] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 31 points 11 months ago (1 children)
[–] Mrkawfee@lemmy.world 37 points 11 months ago (1 children)
[–] Crackhappy@lemmy.world 30 points 11 months ago (1 children)
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[–] Bashnagdul@lemmy.world 28 points 11 months ago (1 children)
[–] XTornado@lemmy.ml 28 points 11 months ago (1 children)
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[–] negativenull@lemm.ee 26 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Leeeeerrooooyy Jennnnkinnnssss!

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[–] bionicjoey@lemmy.ca 24 points 11 months ago (2 children)

Pitter patter, let's get at 'er

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[–] Delphia@lemmy.world 20 points 11 months ago (5 children)

Ive been a car guy my whole life so Id have to have a few depending on what warp rating we were looking at.

"Helm, Warp 3, Just a nice drive in the country"

"Helm, Warp 5. Chirp the tyres"

"Helm! Warp 7. Dump the clutch!"

"Helm! WARP 9! SEND IT!"

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[–] GreenMario@lemm.ee 20 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Alternately, shouting WARP ME in intense situations with an added slam to the arm rest.

[–] ummthatguy@lemmy.world 18 points 11 months ago

For those that need the visual:

[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 19 points 11 months ago (8 children)
[–] KairuByte@lemmy.dbzer0.com 17 points 11 months ago (1 children)

I always said “Hit it” but then Pike used it in strange worlds. Not sure now.

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[–] circuitfarmer@lemmy.sdf.org 17 points 11 months ago (3 children)
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[–] mindbleach@sh.itjust.works 15 points 11 months ago (1 children)
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[–] Dead_or_Alive@lemmy.world 15 points 11 months ago (3 children)

My warp command would be:

“Kick the tires and light the fires, warp 9 ensign”

No one seems to have a catch phrase for engaging the transporter. Mine would be:

“Smoke me a kipper, I’ll be back for breakfast.”

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[–] sanguine_artichoke@midwest.social 15 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Just nice and simple, ENGAGE!

[–] ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 9 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Nothing happens ???

Sir, there's been an unexpected flash mob in engineering led by the Lt. Commander who proposed to one of his junior officers.

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[–] HerrVorragend@lemmy.world 14 points 11 months ago (6 children)
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[–] Ensign_Crab@lemmy.world 14 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Let's outrun some photons.

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[–] Thorry84@feddit.nl 14 points 11 months ago (4 children)

Don't wait for my order, just go when we're ready

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[–] wombatula@lemm.ee 12 points 11 months ago

Let's fucking goooooooo, gamers!

[–] TotallyNotSpez@lemm.ee 12 points 11 months ago (2 children)

Rücksturz zur Erde. Schöne Grüße von der Orion!

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[–] xusontha@ls.buckodr.ink 12 points 11 months ago

~~Punch it Chewie~~

I've thought about it and still have no clue lol

[–] Ep1cFac3pa1m@lemmy.world 12 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

Since the laws of physics say nothing can travel faster than light,

"Ensign Smith, bend the rules!"

[–] beizhia@lemmy.world 12 points 11 months ago (4 children)
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[–] setsneedtofeed@lemmy.world 12 points 11 months ago

Make us go.

[–] fleabomber@lemm.ee 12 points 11 months ago

Let's get frisky with physics.

[–] UpperBroccoli@feddit.de 10 points 11 months ago

Thursday is Pakled day:

"Make ship go!"

[–] Stamets@startrek.website 10 points 11 months ago

Honestly I like Lorcas slogan. Very simple and to the point. "Go."

[–] NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone 9 points 11 months ago

Fire up the Quattro!

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