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[–] Sunsofold@lemmings.world 2 points 16 hours ago

Still leaves 'absurd dumpster truck' and 'blatant waste of money' and 'oversized trashcan lid' and 'penis substitute' wide open.

[–] sirico@feddit.uk 4 points 20 hours ago

Anyone buying one before was a mug anyone holding onto one deserves the ridicule. It won't go away because you're butthurt and crying to the mods, welcome to the internet it's been 40 years of piss taking and calling out.

[–] potentiallynotfelix@lemmy.fish 3 points 20 hours ago (1 children)

Is it just me that thinks this is satire? There's no way someone unironically said they'd report negative comments

[–] DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 1 points 19 hours ago

Poes Law, etc. I was wondering the same thing but if it is it's not very good or funny.

[–] match@pawb.social 4 points 22 hours ago

I've been calling them cybercucks

[–] YesButActuallyMaybe@lemmy.ca 3 points 21 hours ago

Thoughts and prayers

[–] BrazenSigilos@ttrpg.network 8 points 1 day ago

Hey look, a Nazimobile!

[–] Ulrich_the_Old@lemmy.ca 15 points 2 days ago

Don't worry that you do not have the self awareness to be ashamed and embarrassed about owning a tesla product everyone who sees you driving it is ashamed and embarrassed for you.

[–] 0ndead@infosec.pub 87 points 2 days ago (20 children)
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[–] DonAntonioMagino@feddit.nl 11 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] SoleInvictus@lemmy.blahaj.zone 14 points 2 days ago (1 children)

It took me a few posts to realize it's not satire. He's just rage baiting.

[–] coronach@lemmy.sdf.org 3 points 21 hours ago

It really comes off as satire on some posts and rage baiting on others. It's really bizarre.

[–] satans_methpipe@lemmy.world 44 points 2 days ago

He looks to be on verge of tears. What a bland life if your identity is so tightly wrapped around the swasticar.

[–] Pronell@lemmy.world 39 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Hate speech?

Fuck off, fascist. You never believed in it before.

[–] echodot@feddit.uk 2 points 1 day ago

I'm not sure hate speech can even really be applied to vehicles. Oh, and it definitely isn't misinformation, as they are probably terrible.

[–] HonoraryMancunian@lemmy.world 19 points 2 days ago (6 children)
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[–] carl_dungeon@lemmy.world 24 points 2 days ago (2 children)

This guy jerks to elons weird chested swimsuit pix.

[–] rickyrigatoni@lemm.ee 2 points 1 day ago

He look like a Rob Liefeld character.

[–] modifier@lemmy.ca 8 points 2 days ago

I knew exactly what you were referring to, and I honestly just have to sit with that for a minute. That's bleak.

[–] breadsmasher@lemmy.world 27 points 2 days ago

swasti-car? genius

[–] billwashere@lemmy.world 23 points 2 days ago

What a fucking whiney douchebag. Your solution is to run to mommy and tattle?

[–] Cruxifux@feddit.nl 22 points 2 days ago

What a fucking dork.

[–] Nulubez@sh.itjust.works 14 points 2 days ago

Wee wiitle naziwagen

[–] DrBob@lemmy.ca 13 points 2 days ago (4 children)

What's the first vehicle slur?

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[–] circuitfarmer@lemmy.sdf.org 11 points 2 days ago (1 children)
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[–] thespcicifcocean@lemmy.world 5 points 2 days ago

shitasstruck?

[–] takeda@lemm.ee 9 points 2 days ago

Well in this case it is clearly a dorkmobile.

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