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Witchy Memes

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[–] Semi_Hemi_Demigod@lemmy.world 25 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Good thing I don’t practice Santeria because I ain’t got no crystal ball

[–] rockSlayer@lemmy.world 9 points 5 months ago (1 children)

I bet you'd spend a million dollars though

[–] Thassodar@lemm.ee 8 points 5 months ago

Jokes on you! I spent it all!

[–] graycube@lemmy.world 15 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Is necromancy still ok?

[–] Ceruleum@lemmy.wtf 8 points 5 months ago

Only if you clean it all up afterwards.

[–] RampantParanoia2365@lemmy.world 12 points 5 months ago (1 children)

But I don't practice Santeria.

[–] prettybunnys@sh.itjust.works 7 points 5 months ago (1 children)

… sigh

Do you have a crystal ball?

[–] RampantParanoia2365@lemmy.world 9 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (1 children)

Nope. I did have a million dollars l, but I spent it on fur coats and Kraft dinners for my friends. But not real fur coats, that's cruel.

[–] Syd@lemm.ee 3 points 5 months ago (1 children)

I blew it all on Dijon ketchup...

[–] DaCrazyJamez@sh.itjust.works 1 points 5 months ago

And pre-wrapped bacon

[–] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 9 points 5 months ago

If people are allowed to put up signs prohibiting religion in graveyards some atheists have the opportunity to do something really funny

[–] edgemaster72@lemmy.world 5 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

What about mumbo and/or jumbo? Is hocus pocus ok? Or just straight up black magic? The dark arts? Occult practices?

[–] kubica@fedia.io 4 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Do we have witch police now?

[–] Iamsqueegee@sh.itjust.works 6 points 5 months ago

There has always been witch police. They ride pulpits instead of brooms.

[–] match@pawb.social 4 points 5 months ago

kulam practitionerss: 😈 ✨

[–] HootinNHollerin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 5 months ago

And no dog DOODOO

[–] Thcdenton@lemmy.world 4 points 5 months ago

WE STILL COMIN

[–] BobbyGasoline@lemmy.world 2 points 5 months ago

Hear me out, the food in this town will blow your mind.

[–] SoulKaribou@lemmy.ml 2 points 5 months ago

You laughing, but that is great neighbouring management. Someone must have said "we're not voodooing, we're hoodooing" and the city added a no hoodooing part

[–] einlander@lemmy.world 1 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

But I got friends on the other side!

[–] RandomVideos@programming.dev 1 points 5 months ago

Do the rules even count if they arent highlighted in red? You can tell the cop that you are colorblind and cant distinguish between black and white