Rest in Peace, Harry Dean Stanton.
this post was submitted on 02 Mar 2025
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Oh boy, I NEED the template to that, pretry please?
Dear Jesus, plz flood the earth amen
Jesus promised he won't use that one specific method of genocide ever again, that's why he created the rainbow - Genesis 9:8-17
This is Jesus realizing he's become his father, and he's not sure if that's a bad thing.
Sadly a flood won't solve the problem. The rich assholes just gonna step onto their yachts and sail away.
Yeah but what are they gonna do after the flood? Their money is useless and they are useless as well.
But they are the ones who fucked everything up and if humanity is going extinct I expect these assholes to Die for what they did.
Thats why you flood it with lava
Just take the humans out of the equation, completely, and let the earth take care of itself.
AS HE LIGHTS AN AMERICAN SPIRIT, HE ASKS HOW I CAN SMOKE SUCH SHIT!
Jesus didn't flood the earth right? That was God. His dad who is also him but not but yes. I dunno, I don't get it.
lol yea, this is a shitpost after all.
After flooding the earth in the Old Testament, God created the Noahic Covenant that said the Earth would never be flooded again.
This meme would’ve made more sense if it was talking about Book of Revelations, but this ain’t christianmemes@lemmy.world lol
Depends on how you interpret the Trinity.
God also promised he wouldn't use that specific method ever again. Doesn't take a rules lawyer to figure out the issue with that one.
American Christians think Jesus will come back if they help the Zionists erase the Palestinians.
It’s too bad people downvoted you because that’s genuinely what they (the evangelicals - not all Christians) believe
"You know that fucker never wants to see a cross again, right?" .................. bill hicks
If he had died from a landmine
I like the idea that everytime someone proclaims to be Jesus right before the cops kill them or they're relegated to skid row, it's true.
Meme's also on point that way. Christ trying to return for the 7000th time expecting a different result.
Just got really lucky first time around.
He could just stop trying to be a mormon and stop going to the usa
First time, shame on me...
It's unhinged that the symbol of christianity/catholicism is the gruesome instrument of torturous execution used on their figure of worship. Like... What the fuck? Why not a decanter, or a barn, or an open stone door, or literally any other aspect relevant to his miracles? It's like they're declaring the most important message is that godly deeds will bring you agonizing death.
Well I'd suggest he burn it, but that comes with other connotations...sooooooo
Do it. Just flood it. Try with dolphins next time
Turn the tap on and walk away like the wet bandits.
Drown me, sky daddy.
Americans will live through the most prosperous, most happy, and liberal period in human history, elect a single piece of shit to the Presidency, and decide it's time for the world to end.
flood it. we're beyond saving
I dunno, I'm pretty dope.
Yeah flood the other guy I'm also cool Jesus you may check out my trading cards if you want
The flooding is going to come anyway. JC should just play video games and let humans continue melting the ice caps.
Nope, rainbow. Checkmate