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[–] pseudo@jlai.lu 8 points 6 days ago

And you open Excel...

[–] capuccino@lemmy.world 4 points 6 days ago (1 children)
[–] cm0002@lemmy.world 1 points 6 days ago

My fav 💙

[–] Hupf@feddit.org 1 points 6 days ago
[–] zqwzzle@lemmy.ca 1 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)
[–] Xuderis@lemmy.world 66 points 1 week ago (3 children)
[–] Classy@sh.itjust.works 2 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

22° assumes a specific aspect ratio. Assuming this monitor has an aspect of 9:32, the angle would be much smaller. Though I'm not sure how to calculate it lol. It looks like it's probably closer to 15°

[–] brbposting@sh.itjust.works 34 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] mEEGal@lemmy.world 10 points 1 week ago (1 children)

nice password you fave there. looks secure 👌

keep it safe

[–] MajorHavoc@programming.dev 4 points 6 days ago

Crap. I wish people wouldn't put my password on their monitors after I ask them to stop.

[–] MTK@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Amature, I have 2 ultra wides at 45 degrees each, creating a V shape

[–] Xuderis@lemmy.world 6 points 1 week ago (1 children)

45° being suboptimal is actually covered in the article!

[–] MTK@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago

It cancels out once you have 2 at opposite ends

[–] graograman@feddit.org 18 points 1 week ago

Good old InternalFrameInternalFrameTitlePaneInternalFrameTitlePaneMaximizeButtonWindowNotFocusedState

[–] PlantPowerPhysicist@discuss.tchncs.de 17 points 1 week ago (1 children)

BuffaloBuffaloBuffaloBuffaloBuffaloBuffaloBuffaloBuffaloFactoryFactorFactoryFactoryFactoryFactoryFactoryFactory

[–] sus@programming.dev 9 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

Unlike buffalo, there is no law saying you can't have an infinite hierarchy of higher-order FactoryFactories producing lower-order FactoryFactories

[–] Carighan@lemmy.world 9 points 1 week ago (2 children)

And it s hows... Excel. 🤦

[–] expr@programming.dev 3 points 6 days ago

Think about how many columns you can fit!

[–] SreudianFlip@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Good point. I hope it rotates to vertical orientation!

[–] Sylvartas@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 1 week ago

That would be one hell of a telescopic stand

[–] Arigion@feddit.org 6 points 1 week ago (2 children)

I really would like such a wide monitor with double the height. I need a view a lot of documents next to each other. It's annoying to scroll down all the time.

[–] JudahBenHur@lemm.ee 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] nichtburningturtle@feddit.org 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)

TVs aren't made to be viewed closely, like a monitor is. This will result in a blurry image.

[–] JudahBenHur@lemm.ee 1 points 1 week ago

fair enough

[–] Lemmist@lemm.ee 1 points 1 week ago

Ophthalmologists hate you: you apparently have excellent eyesight.

[–] SplashJackson@lemmy.ca 5 points 1 week ago

It's good for VBA too

[–] nixfreak@sopuli.xyz 1 points 1 week ago

Now that’s funny