this post was submitted on 05 Mar 2025
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Welcome to Lemmy Shitpost. Here you can shitpost to your hearts content.

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[–] Hupf@feddit.org 2 points 2 hours ago
[–] LordSandwitch@lemmy.world 6 points 15 hours ago

This brought so much joy into my life. Thank you.

[–] kameecoding@lemmy.world 23 points 21 hours ago (1 children)
[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 5 points 16 hours ago

Gross.

He touched me with his little hand.

[–] Pilferjinx@lemmy.world 6 points 17 hours ago

Just erotic. Nothing kinky. It's the difference between using a feather and using a chicken. -pratchett

[–] Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world 66 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Really laying on the "rizz" here, as young people would say.

[–] crawancon@lemm.ee 48 points 1 day ago (1 children)

he wants to lay the jizz here tho

[–] SwitchbladeExplosion@lemm.ee 4 points 14 hours ago

He wants to jizz on the rizz

[–] Intergalactic@lemmy.world 70 points 1 day ago
[–] Kertyna@feddit.nl 42 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] Flocklesscrow@lemm.ee 17 points 1 day ago

Now show me a field of socks

[–] Dorkyd68@lemmy.world 20 points 1 day ago (3 children)

Are you child cause I really want to

Wait nvm

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The Swine Task Force is here!

OPEN UP!

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[–] SuDmit@lemmy.blahaj.zone 12 points 1 day ago

"Are you a child? You are so immature" The rest is history

[–] humanspiral@lemmy.ca 6 points 21 hours ago

She used to be good on plow and tight as a chicken, but now like a sock or sleeve of wizard.

[–] hark@lemmy.world 7 points 23 hours ago (1 children)
[–] nightwatch_admin@feddit.nl 3 points 22 hours ago

Doch nee, das ist ganz schrecklich.

[–] wizardbeard@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 21 hours ago

Gonzo ass mf

[–] AlfalFaFail@lemmy.ml 3 points 21 hours ago (1 children)
[–] _g_be@lemmy.world 2 points 16 hours ago

Don't mind if I do