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Between January 10 and January 12, after being warned that an EV rebate program was running out of funds, Tesla dealerships in Canada managed to claim 8,669 individual iZEV EV rebates, or about $43 million CAD in incentives. That’s a staggering number of sales to log in a single weekend, about 1.5 sales per minute. Let's dig into the numbers.

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[–] humanspiral@lemmy.ca 2 points 23 minutes ago

When you make any climate policy other than a carbon tax (right amount is $300/ton = $3/gallon gasoline. Rebated at $4000+ dividend to citizens) you introduce corruption vectors.

What is likely happening here is that vehicles are sold with rebates to people who let it get resold as new, by same dealer, without rebate. Probably not illegal.

[–] Dorkyd68@lemmy.world 3 points 40 minutes ago (1 children)

Damn. What's the difference between elon and a petty theif?? At least petty thief's have some morals. Elons moral compass is stuck in magnetic vortex spinning him out of control

[–] Bytemeister@lemmy.world 1 points 19 minutes ago

A petty thief can only steal what you currently have. Elon can take away things that you don't even have yet.

It's a helluva thing killing a man; you take all he's got, and all he's ever gonna have.

[–] Smoogs@lemmy.world 79 points 1 day ago

Elon now stealing money from Canada taxpayers. US taxpayers not enough.

[–] drdiddlybadger@pawb.social 190 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Seize Tesla and Elon Musk owned property to make up the difference for obvious fraud.

[–] Draegur@lemm.ee 57 points 1 day ago (1 children)

eminent domain seizure and fucking liquidate them

[–] some_designer_dude@lemmy.world 7 points 21 hours ago (1 children)
[–] Draegur@lemm.ee 5 points 14 hours ago (1 children)
[–] AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world 2 points 26 minutes ago

This exchange reminds me of Soul Music

"I want a stagecoach with liver on the sides,"

"You mean Livery."

"That too."

RIP Sir Pratchett

[–] Zier@fedia.io 65 points 1 day ago

Xelon + fraud? No one is shocked.

[–] sndmn@lemmy.ca 74 points 1 day ago

100% tarrifs will be a good start

[–] henfredemars@infosec.pub 53 points 1 day ago

It makes me so happy that I saw protesters today in front of the nearby dealership. Elon a shit.

[–] Auk@lemmy.world 30 points 1 day ago

Up next, Elon makes a sovereign wealth fund disappear.

[–] Chip_Rat@lemmy.world 25 points 1 day ago

Somethings fucky here......